Cam's World O' Words

hey girl, are you (be cool and edgy) a gun (but not too edgy!) because you're pretty (great job, you've fucked this up already no going back) and i want you in my mouth? (say something british now, that never fails) tally-ho!

"ohhh this post is so harry du bois" "this post reminds me of jake english" this post is a direct quote that i said to a handsome man at the local gas station a few months ago. i said this. me.

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

happy birthday alan!!!!

High level physics is so fucked up it's indistinguishable from epic level magic

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad