Out of the Box

“My girl” okay fine I’m spreading my legs

If billionaires were taxed at pre-reagan rates again, nobody else would have to pay taxes at all. Next time a maga shrieks that it's "communism" to want a fairer tax on the wealthy ask them why they're being such massive cuck ass shills for paying income taxes. It's like they're tax fetishists. Tax pervs. They want taxes for EVERYBODY??? In other words they think the government should have power over the entire population's wealth????? Mmm I dunno, sounds pretty Orwellian

Fuck dude LGBTQ ppl are so cool. Shame so many ppl want us dead

Me drunk at Christmas dinner

This cast is iconic

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

Janet from The Good Place is one of the best character on any tv show ever

don’t fail your perception check

This post gives me anxiety

In the mood to be hugged for an entire day

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