Brilliant In Theory, Disastrous In Execution

she doesn’t know, and yet she captures the spirit of it so well

I love the implication that since Isabelle left for Smash everybody else went feral on some abandoned island

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

dragon ball z is so funny bc there rlly are no lessons no morals the characters constantly contradict them selves or their whole characterisation is ignored by the fans its all just pointless nonsense fun hiding under a fake “surpass ur limits !! nothing can stop u !!” vibe