"Ah, fuck. I'm definitely not getting paid enough for this."

You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox

stuffed belly noises are actually so slutty... so you're just groaning and whining and need to be touched huh

i'm genuinely stupidly aroused by tummy groans and it's insane

very distracted thinking about liquid bloating rn. when someone starts out thirsty, taking eager, desperate gulps (the gulps) and each swallow lands heavy in their belly. when they start to get full and swollen, rounding out nicely, but they've still got room left so they keep going, more slowly now. when they suddenly realize oof, that was a lot, and they can't breathe as deep, so they have to inhale and exhale carefully. when there's only a little left and they're determined to finish but ooooh, they can feel their stomach stretch, and mmmphf that's a lot of pressure, and oh god it aches. but when they run their hands over their belly, it feels so good, and they marvel at how big they've gotten, and maybe they're at their limit for now, but just give it some time...

Someone just please fill me with unhealthy slop and help me while I struggle to digest it

I found a powder that let's most liquids gel at body temperature konjak extract