Weird Shit

Whenever I walk past my dogs, I’m obligated to point at them and exclaim, “You’re a dog!”

If I ever open my own business and have the money, I’d hire whoever the composers of the Persona OST’s are to make a few looping tracks just for the ambience

I live with the curse known as “unable to draw anything but nude figures”

People are always saying “This would kill a medieval peasant”, but what’s the scale?

I hear the first few notes of DJ’s Got Us Falling in Love Again, I am filled with anticipation

Why does my hair look so damn good only when I’ve just gotten out of a shower and dried it aggressively with a towel.

A wondrous jpeg appeared in mine mind as I slept and I must spread its gospel for the good of all of mankind

I just realized that while there’s Ms. (Miss) & Mrs. (Missus) for women, one meaning married and the other meaning unmarried, there’s no equivalent for men

Man, I just saw a post that said something about photography homework and I read it as “pornography homework”