God Amongst Memes

I can't be the only pregnant person who crumples over for seemingly no reason in public.

To all of the other suffering, third trimester child bearers out there.

Never thought about it in this way.

No one ever tells you how bad the kicking will be during pregnancy.

I made two versions because I couldn't decide which was better. The "No one" one is more my experience, but I think more people would know the other one better, or at least find it more relatable.

~Led Rotus

Inspired by my last meme.

*sobs* Patrick’s face is exactly how I figure my baby looks when I’m being kicked.

Ah yes, what every pregnant person needs - a maternal raft float.

~Led Rotus

Today called for an emergency meme. I only found out about the Facebook outage because of Twitter...which explained why the FB app was acting so glitchy.

To all of the other expectant parents out there. 😭😭😴😴

Times are (or at least should be) changing for the better.

~Led Rotus

I accidentally clicked on Shopping instead of News when I looked up Hurricane Ida. Oops.

Please stay safe, NOLA and others in the path of Hurricane Ida.

~Led Rotus

Thirstposting at its finest.

Will update when the OnlyFans page is announced.

~Led Rotus

(Shared with permission.)

The man. The legend.

I doubt this is original in that hundreds of other Spongebob fans probably thought of this at the same time I did or even sooner (and made better versions), but here is to the true #1.