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I suggested we play spin the bottle so i could kiss you, but now everyone else is kissing you except me :/

I meant to grab the popcorn, not your crotch, sorry

I had a bad dream about you so now i’m calling to make sure you’re ok

there’s a real creep at the club trying to hit me up right now and you look pretty fit so pls pretend to be my date so he can leave

we were supposed to make fettuccini but you’re a child that likes to start food fights apparently

okay i get it. you’re sorry. now stop serenading me and trying to climb up to my bedroom at 1am. you’re gonna hurt yourself.

I see you got stood up and I feel bad for you so let’s have a drink

I accidently fell asleep on your shoulder on the train and now you probably think i’m weird

I put my love letter in your locker by mistake. It was meant for your friend, not you. Can I have it back now?

I don’t know you, but you smell amazing and now I can’t stop smelling you, but now you’re looking at me like I’m some kind of freak.

You’ve never seen Titanic before, so now I’m gonna make you watch it.

I always hear you singing on your balcony (below mine) every morning, but suddenly you’ve stopped?

You’ve got some chocolate on the side of your lip, but I’m not sure if I wanna tell you because you look so cute.

I have an audition for a love/romantic scene and you’re the only one around who can help me.

I made a joke about one of your biggest insecurities and now I feel like an asshole. Can I make it up to you?

I was cleaning up and I found an old birthday card I gave to you years ago. Why did you keep it?

I was trying to be cool, but I sprained my leg and now you’re carrying me on your back to the infirmary to aid me.

I gave you the most heartfelt love letter, but you gave it back to me with spelling and punctuation corrections?!

I’m short and I really need that box of macaroni on the top shelf and you’re the only tall person in the aisle.

I have no idea who you are but we keep running into each other today at the theme park and now im wondering if its fate?

You said you made “brownies” for my birthday and now we’re high as a fucking kite??

I know I’m the one who suggested we watch a scary movie, but now I can’t sleep. Can I sleep in your room?

I came as a Jedi for a Halloween party and now there’s a person dressed as Darth Vader trying to hit me up.

I was listening to the radio and I heard you make a request for me, but I have no clue who you are?

I suggested we go to the beach but everyone is checking you out in your swimsuit and now i’m jealous, but i can’t say anything because we’re not even dating.

There’s a myth that couples that kiss when they reach the top of a ferris wheel will stay together forever….but i obviously don’t believe that stuff….obviously.

Um excuse me? This is a library. Can you and your noisey friends stop coming in everyday just to be a disturbance?

I’m the lowest rank in our class and you’re the highest and now I’m literally on my knees begging you to help tutor me!!

I meant to tie my shoe, but somehow my hair got caught on to the button of your trousers and now my face is in your crotch area.

I wanted to make you cookies, but they turned to shit but you’re still eating them anyway.

It’s pouring rain outside the club and we’re both drunk, but there’s only one taxi cab left for the night.

I meant to pretend to drown so you could save me, but now I’m actually drowning!

I may or may not have lied and told you I was scared of bears just so you could sleep in the same tent as me.

I told you I’ve never slow danced before and now you’re showing me how in the middle of your kitchen late at night.