we are far too young and clever.

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

genuinely worst part of food service was being forced to give cops a discount. never have i experienced bootlicking so bad until i had a manager breathing down my neck abt this

Yeah my stupid shift supervisors would make me if they saw but if they DIDNT see then it's fair game, baby

LMAO one time in the beginning of the pandemic, I gave an ICU nurse from the hospital across the street a free latte and upgraded it to a large for her. The cop behind her looked so smug and sure that I was gonna give him a free drink but only productive members of society get free things from me :)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Cops getting free shit is that common in America?!

It’s like wake up eat breakfast look into your phone to be blasted with non stop terrible news that makes you want to die go to your job eat lunch receive more news that makes you want to die etc.

This may be my favorite meme of all time

It just gets better and better as you keep scrolling.

I’m Smudge

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the seriousness they brought to this, the editing, the graphics, i

It must be soooo embarrassing being an actor lol imagine u get stabbed and you just have to lie there pretending to writhe in pain while a fake blood bag is spilling out in ur chest...and there’s a bunch of people just like standing there filming you lmao humiliating