where's the poop

Just found out neanderthal passed on the DNA for depression and now we know why they stayed in caves and painted horses all fuckin day 

Reblog if you’re a depressed neanderthal who stays in their cave and paints horses all fuckin day

What if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because we’re blocking ourselves

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

Fishing is the underwater version of alien abduction

Do crabs think we’re walking sideways

The future doesn’t actually exist.

Sporty and Ginger are my whole shit.