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what has been heard can not be unheard.

“Yikes FOREVER”

“Fancy!”

“I’m a little lady, that’s what I am”

"Sha-daan! Happiness to everything!"

"Dammit! I never get to pet the sweet animals!"

"He's wearing a pair of sweet boots, he can't be dead!"

#critical role #jester lavorre #little misfortune #voice acting #I CAN'T UNHEAR IT #SHE'S LIKE BABY JESTER #i'm about it

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Impressions of the new crew:

Fjord: Tired Dad (TM), tired from carRYIGN THIS FAMILY ON HIS BACK GIVE MY TIRED SON SOME SUPPORT Y’ALL

Caleb: Tired Dad(TM), tired from running from his problems and hiding his small goblin daughter from the law

Nott: I love her but do not trust her except with her dad’s life, I want her to have all the sparklies

Molly: over here rolling need on Bard loot, loves Hot Topic but doesn’t want anyone to know so everything he wears looks like the gothic lolita side of Hot Topic but hand-made by a small ukranian woman

Beau: “Deep philosophy question guys, if it can’t be punched, is it real? I’m serious. Also possibly high.”

Jester: why is she the healer, she is’t sure how she feels about this, she just wants to eat pastries and travel while sticking whoopie cushions under unsuspecting bar patrons.

#cr spoilers #2 critical 2 role

gnomeontherage

Alright Critters! Place your bets!

We’ve arrived here at the 100th episode. We’re in the home stretch. And afterwards–a new campaign! Time for predictions: what kind of character do you think each person will play in the next campaign?

My guesses, based on things the players have said/done/played in 1-shots:

Travis: Bloodhunter (obviously), either Gnome or Half-Orc. (the lycan thing is a gimme) Laura: Sorcerer (Runechild), Tiefling (she likes Tieflings, I think, and might enjoy the chance of a pure spellcasting class) Liam: Monk or Fighter, Halfling (he doesn’t seem to go for much spellcasting, and he seems to like Halflings–for the ‘Lucky’ talent as much as anything, I’d guess.) Ashley: Barbarian, Elf or Half-Elf (obvs Barbarian is the only option, and an elf barbarian seems like a fun contrast she could play with) Marisha: Rogue, Elf or Tabaxi (she wants something totally different from Keyleth!) Taliesin: Bardlock or Paladin, Dwarf or Tiefling (he is the most experienced player at the table and most likely to choose something to round out the party. Also, wants something totally different from Percy!) Sam: Druid (land) or Cleric (Trickery), Aarakocra (he is a brilliant support spellcaster, and would he really pass up the opportunity to play a giant bird?)

gnomeontherage

4 out of 14 possible points! (5 1/2 if I give myself half points for Laura pure spellcasting, Marisha punchy punchy rar, and Tal somsthing very bardlocky) I am happy to be wrong, I like surprises. :D

#cr spoilers

bruno-wright

My version of pike

#pike trickfoot #my truest love #lookit her hair #lookit her stance #what a lil badass

Happy 6th anniversary to Sixth Sense, and to my subsequent realization that whatever I am it def. includes ladies

#beg #brown eyed girls #sixth sense #kpop #we interrupt this program #so bring yall MY GIRLS

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i have a lot of feelings post 105, most of them a deep and profound love for Darin de Paul, but some of them are salty and i try and avoid salt on my blog

so I’ll just say that i pretty well dig the idea of Scanlan not being anyone’s champion for the God Arc, and then a like campaign epilogue where it’s like “Oh, and because of Pike (and her partner and fellow follower Scanlan) Sarenrae gained so much power and influence that she could support 2 champions and so now Scanlan is one as well”

#only partly because Scanlan is already super awesome and powerful #and he don't need no god powers to be MVP #cr spoilers #scanlan shorthalt #i'd be okay with him getting an ioun blessing tho #bc i think they could jibe #and she seems the type to spread a more #subtle influence than someone like pelor or kord #little boons rather than huge gifts #if u follow me #critical role #105

my favorite part is how as the majority of the cast is rapidly falling under Darin’s power, Matt has on a poker face that barely covers a look of “Isn’t my friend great? Isn’t he cool and smart and fun? They like him! He likes them! Oh boy!”

#critical role #cr spoilers #darin de paul #matthew mercer #105

Me yesterday: I’ll watch the ep tomorrow, I have to get up early for work so I can’t do another 2am bedtime

Me this morning: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME MY ONE TRUE LOVE DARIN DE PAUL WAS IN THIS EPISODE?????

#darin de paul #critical role #cr spoilers #105

Vex: “Or Melora is really great at [landscaping] too, we should talk to Melora.”

as EVERY NORMAL PERSON IN THE ROOM takes in the fact that these chucklefucks are talking with extreme seriousness about having casual face-to-face conversations with actual literal GODS . . . and requesting MENIAL LABOR from them

#vox machina #are a buncha FREAKS y'all #critical role #cr spoilers #ep 103 #vex'ahlia

i need a gifset of Laura with her PHB on her head wailing “How do I wanna do this, Matt??” alongside Liam with his PHB on his head crumbling in stress as Scanlan tries to Counterspell Disintegrate.

#i can't remember which ep the laura one is from #i just have the image in my head lol #critical role #cr spoilers #Laura Bailey #Liam O'Brian #twinsies

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my 2 cents on Pikelan throughout the series:

I think it was very right and good of Scanlan to apologize for his treatment of Pike throughout the episodes, and to promise to treat her like a person rather than a goal. If he realizes that he did something that may have hurt her, even if it was not his intention, or! even if she wasn’t actually hurt, of course he should apologize and make changes to instead be considerate. However, I never actually read his behavior towards her, even in the early episodes, as “creepy”?

A good part of that may be the players bleeding through to the characters--for instance when Scanlan was waxing eloquent about Pike and ended his description with “Breasts firm, supple--” it was definitely Ashley who said smugly “True, true”, not in character as Pike: but a big part about their interactions that made it not bother me the way a lot of ‘guy pursuing a lady who’s not into him’ stories was that Pike never seemed to be made particularly uncomfortable. A bit awkward at times, but then she also gets awkward when Vax says glowing things about her perfection, and even when she would kind of stammer “Oh, Scanlan,” it read to me as part exasperated, part flattered, part amused, but never frightened or uneasy (except inasmuch as she is uneasy about potentially hurting him [”I didn’t mean to be careless with your feelings.”]). It’s less of a pursuit and more of a dance, and Pike never doesn’t hold her own. Everything comes with a context, and something that might be harmful from an enemy or a stranger can be very different coming from a friend.

#pikelan #pike trickfoot #scanlan shorthalt #nobody let me meta #I'm not good at it #also super ace here can miss a lot of subtext #irl i never notice when people are flirting with me #and there have been some guys #whose flirting splatted so often #against the inpenetrable wall of my obliviousness #that they stopped pursuing #and started playing #and we became good comfortable friends #only for them to tell me years later #//i was totally flirting with you #you know//#lol

is there anything better than Team Tol and Smols and their constant shifting rotation around the division between Chaotic Good and Chaotic Neutral? not that I can think of.

#grog strongjaw #pike trickfoot #scanlan shorthalt #critical role #cr spoilers #pike more weighted towards good #scanlan more towards neutral #grog pretty firmly and steadily right on the line #(not that scanlan and grog aren't GOOD per se)#(but they both have a distinct #me and mine first #mentality)#Tol and smolls

that DnD critter life, watching ep 101 as the ruined city and its unhabitants are described: “My character’s backstory would interact with this plot in such an interesting way!!!”

#she is a paladin tiefling!#who was raised by ghosts on a haunted island!#someone let me play her in a game again dammit!!#dnd #cr spoilers

feeling bad about scan-man? watch gunpowder plot part 1 again!

An excellent point well taken! I have watched that 30 minutes of critical role for at LEAST 5 hours thus far, which is legitimately not enough. 8D

#scanlan shorthalt #critical role #IMMA KILL ERRYONE IN THIS MFING HOUSE!!1

thesoupistoohot

that’s why. it’s very simple…

#I still believe this #It wasn't perfect #Maybe it wasn't good enough #At least after everything #At least for a time #But it was better #It was good #If was #Maybe not completely #But it WAS real #scanlan shorthalt #critical role #cr spoilers #Arts

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greyskullkeep

#scanlan shorthalt #vex'ahlia #sam riegel #Laura Bailey

Y'all this is SUB-OPTIMAL, Scanlan is my Actual Fave, my OG onliest, my man, my very most beloved tire fire, and yet due to CERTAIN SEQUENCES OF EVENTS, whenever I meditate on him nowishly I become MAUDLIN, MOROSE, and otherwise DOWN IN THE MOUTH. Please rid me of this Resilient Sphere of dissatisfaction by rendering unto me LINKS, RECS, AND SO ON that will make me feel happy about my gnome again

Fics! Arts! Gif sets? If you know of it please share!

#*planks in distress*#scanlan shorthalt #critical role

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