GMM Quotes - Updates Daily!

"A roasted, seasoned carrot, in your ass?"

"If I want to devote the rest of my life to something, it's the even distribution of contents of breakfast burritos."

"That's a meaty wiener"

"There's some things that you could be doing to help, but they're only in my mind."

"Because it will only be as wide... as it is wide."

"-and maybe this is a heterosexual thing, I'm not familiar with."

"You have a third party that services you??"

"It seemed like a good idea, three years ago in the hot tub..."

"Dear God or whatever... ...what're you into?"

"This is... spiritually adjacent to a pirogi."

"You never wrapped up a whole nut?"

"Come on, I already put my thumb in your mouth!"

"Yup, that's a really special spoon. It looks like a fork."

"Are you divorced? No?" (strained) "Not yet!"

"If I'm gonna draw, like, a pie chart of this fridge, I'd say it's 40% alcohol, 40% sauces."

"There's definitely a wife who's in charge here, and the husband has to drink from the floor bowl."

"Love anal......... retentiveness."