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peashooter85

Mark Twain with his Colt Model 1903 pistol, 1908.

sexhaver

i cant stop thinking about this picture. the stance. the white suit. the way the gun looks like he’s just making a gun symbol with his fingers. the way his eyebrows are more prominent than his mustache. his fucking neck

blackberryshawty

His neck tho like someone add in that pic of that fish from spongebob you know which one

strixkid-deactivated20240927

gotchu

metallicmauve

binchook-deactivated20170507

inpect my wares

#the fuck kind of animal is this?

femmelixie

everyone on this site: i never sleep!!! my sleeping schedule is so fucked lmao!!! sleep??? what’s that????

this website: is dead after 10pm

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insomniac-arrest

feeling when entering a store

walmart- paranoia

7/11- certainty

target- home

super target- your estranged aunt’s home

macy’s- smugness

Home Depot- loss

whole foods- the kale feeling

CVS- the all knowing eye of God

dunkin donuts- a lady yelling at me in a brooklyn accent

walgreens- grandpa’s firm hand shake

costco- endurance

#lol @ that kale feeling #but uh #you and i have some vastly differing feelings in these stores #7-11 is discomfort #walmart is superiority #target is in fact home #but super target is your dream home #idk about dunkin #i don't like doughnuts so #CVS is accurate #macys is also accurate #but to clarify I feel like the employees and other customers at macys are smug #i don't feel smug #costco is not endurance #idk what it is #but not endurance #home depot is nostalgia #mostly bc it has a very specific smell

dawwwwfactory

Mom’s potato staring at me across the room

thewickedavatar

this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like

glrglrglr

That's not a dog. That's mom's potato.

#geez #learn to read

megaceros

gummy lamas

megaceros

And the less talented brothers

breaktotheotherside

Tag yourself, I’m the pink one that hits the floor like a blobby pancake and starts shapeshifting

#I'm the purple one whos slightly fatter than all the others falls on its face and is like fuck this shit I'm out

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ubuyo

me when Africa by Toto comes on

bastardbug

me when Down Under by Men at Work comes on

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globplumberremade

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD EDD BOYS.

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

quoms

me: can i have it

speaker: it machine broke

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

quoms

me: can i have it

speaker: it machine broke

yak-kind-deactivated20220324

#egads #but jfc tho #this is my family on Facebook #it's annoying

bitchycode

why

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hurleyquinnzel

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

Don’t Stop Believing

Bohemian Rhapsody

Living On A Prayer

Come On Eileen

Sweet Caroline

Shot Through the Heart

Pour Some Sugar on Me

Sweet Home Alabama

Under Pressure

Shook Me All Night Long

Ice Ice Baby

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall

Buddy Holly

A Thousand Miles

Teenage Dirtbag

Red Solo Cup

Mr Brightside

Never Gonna Give You Up

Eye of the Tiger

Chicken Fried

American Pie

I Love Rock and Roll

Dancing Queen

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You

The Time Warp

Hey Jude

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter

Hey Soul Sister

In The End

All The Small Things

Stacy’s Mom

Kryptonite

All Star

You Found Me

Bad Day

Bring Me To Life

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

All The Small Things

Ocean Avenue

Dirty Little Secret

Margaritaville

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl

Life Is A Highway

Some Nights

Little Lion Man

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody

Carry On My Wayward Son

Take On Me

1985

Iris

I’m Awesome

Seven Nation Army

September

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye

Say It Ain’t So

Somewhere Only We Know

I’m Yours

Last Resort

My Girl

Tiny Dancer

Roxanne

Shout

I’m a Believer

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks

Hooked On A Feeling

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls

Before He Cheats

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

lup-tacco

here yall go

https://open.spotify.com/user/1225889730/playlist/3V0InDFqxYAWCgQnMwklp3

#there were like 3 I don't recognize by the name alone #but every single one #i could think of at least one white person in my life who would lose their shit for that song #even if I despise that song #cough cough I'm yours #I know someone who loses it

bemusedlybespectacled

how to “get” fahrenheit temps

think of it as a percentage of heat

40% hot? eh, kind of on the chilly side

75% hot? that’s pretty warm now

20% hot? that’s actually not warm at all

110% hot? we’re dying

ineffabells

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

lich-of-the-golgari

Fun fact: the Fahrenheit scale is used in temperature according to how it feels to a human. So looking at in percents actually is what you should do

s3diya

Now can I get a cheat sheet for Celsius

tomorroejones-deactivated202209

Ask water how hot it feels.

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