Kate Mckinnon is an ACTUAL Godess

There was a group of angels at the bar tonight. Super intense vibe, but they kept to themselves and didn't disturb the other patrons, except for one point when they all suddenly burst into cheers and ordered a round for the bar. I asked what they were celebrating. They told me that for a split second all of the air molecules bounced petfectly into one corner of the room. It's like their version of the dvd screensaver.

i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

@elodieunderglass this feels like your sort of thing but I can't put my finger on why

Maybe the legs

I'm gay

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ONE HUMAN BEING TO BE THIS BLOODY GORGEOUS!?!?!