i say dumb shit

meet-cute where they fall on top of each other but they both break a bone because the floor is concrete

just saw a man with a parrot on his shoulder at the thrift store. i need to know his wisdom

i hate when doctors suggest doing things yourself instead of taking pills. like no i don’t want them because i think i cant diet i want them because i’m having fucking ice water for dessert margaret

just got shampoo in my eye i regret being born

can we all agree to just keep our mlp cards. and just not resell them. or like bulk cards are 1$ and chase cards are 5. im too broke for all this

why do people comment on insta reels in the first place. i got a hate comment on a video about mlp figures. what are you even doing here my guy

crymg i was on the train and the only place to hold on was above my head and i couldn’t hold on to it bc all the blood run out of my hand/arm and i absolutely ate shit when the train stopped

guys im on level 300 of tomadachi life

its so interesting that gangle being around is the only thing keeping jax from going full cartoon

as much as i like the tgirl jax design i do find it funny that the hair just came out if nowhere. completely unrelated to the rest of her avatar

my guardian angel and attacking demon are making out. please stop being gay i just need someone to tell me which drink i should get

the first time i watched it i didnt really understand why gangle felt bad for jax at all but then i remembered this guy i used to be friends with who was so much like jax and like. yea i get it now