chaos beast

sometimes i think abt how dan howell accidentally became one of youtube's founding fathers like he really just wanted that cookie and also got a legendary career out of it 😭

little traumatized 2009 dinof meeting the boy of his dreams and just going for it despite all the homophobia thrown at him, you will forever be in my heart, you did the best possible thing for yourself when it would've been so much easier to hide away from the world and I am so proud of you!! Kiss that boy, smudge that sharpie, adopt that lion, find your soulmate, buy that phouse, take the leap, you'll finally end up right where you were always supposed to be (happy) <3

in another universe, danandphilcrafts is the og and danandphilgames is the prank

“phan isn’t real.” I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, I’m not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming “the whiskers come from within!” and “ladders!”. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. “She’s right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.” Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.

date of origin: december 26th, 2017