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RULES || ABOUT
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SENTENCE MEME. INSPIROBOT QUOTES.
❛ With unfathomable transformations come unfathomable destructions. ❜
❛ Silence only exists in theory. ❜
❛ The fact that you are wasted does not mean you’re not attracted. ❜
❛ With incredible art comes incredible greed. ❜
❛ Pursue what’s neat, not what’s pragmatic. ❜
❛ Arrogance is a bitch playing with herself. ❜
❛ One day, the world will lose meaning. So it’s okay to keep eating and carpe diem. ❜
❛ The experience of working as a waiter can be a lot similar to being tortured. ❜
❛ After nudity, comes the story. ❜
❛ Some people define personal growth as acting immoral in a way that never gets dull or repetitive. ❜
❛ Are souls the artworks of physics? ❜
❛ Someday, everything will make sense. So it’s okay to accept everything. ❜
❛ Fear evil. Save pork. ❜
❛ A near-death experience can be like an accident. ❜
❛ What if opportunities can be inspiration when you’re drunk? ❜
❛ ‘Caress me’ is not the correct way of saying ‘party with me’. ❜
❛ Being boring is never cool. ❜
❛ You might enjoy it. It’s never too late. ❜
❛ Only when you see somebody else’s murder, will you meet friends. ❜
❛ Care and drink. ❜
❛ Don’t say ‘I guess’. Say ‘begin’. ❜
❛ Sex is impossible, love is an act of violence. ❜
❛ You’re wonderful. ❜
❛ Nightmares can also be mean. ❜
❛ Dizziness is mother nature telling you to not fit in. ❜
❛ Telekinesis is 50 percent just plain dumb, and 50 percent pure evil. ❜
❛ Is romance what we’ll survive on after the apocalypse? ❜
❛ Airplanes are not your friends. ❜
❛ Don’t trust yourself. Act like it. ❜
❛ Without errors there can be no relationships. ❜
❛ Sorrows can sometimes be good. ❜
❛ Be angry. Don’t just surrender. ❜
❛ Wake up. Become a jerk. ❜
❛ After the happy ending, comes the eternity. ❜
❛ You clown stick. ❜
❛ Sell your soul. Don’t just be brave. ❜
❛ Take a nap where nobody can see you. ❜
❛ The human soul is a train wreck. ❜
❛ Passion becomes whatever you make of it. ❜
❛ Music is pretty much an attack on the dullness of mortality. ❜
❛ Distance yourself from puppies. ❜
❛ Having empathy can be a problem. ❜
❛ The experience of being a normal person can be a lot similar to being burned at a stake. ❜
❛ Trust anyone. Don’t just embrace your dark side. ❜
❛ Talk to the mirror. ❜
❛ Reality is a lover that is hard to handle. ❜
❛ With human weaknesses come human temptations. ❜
❛ In order to become rich, there is only one possibility: look like a bitch and fail horribly. ❜
❛ After the good times, comes the punishment. ❜
❛ Somebody should regret being born. Why not you? ❜
❛ Be a winner. Be pretentious. Be wise. ❜
❛ Never sleep with a judge. ❜
❛ If you will not summon demons, someone else will. ❜
First Interaction Starters!
“Hey- Oh! Sorry, thought you were someone else.”
“Do I know you? Cause I’d like to.”
“Oh sorry! I was zoned out!”
“Ooo, that’s an awesome tattoo!”
“Ah crap, the door’s locked.”
“Woah, that’s a cool eye color.”
“Where the hell am I?”
“Ugh… I think I’m lost. Can you help me?”
“Well this is a fun way to meet new people.”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“Don’t you know to look before you cross a street?!”
“You lost or something?”
“Do you need some help?”
“You need something?”
“Maybe you shouldn’t be walking around this part of town alone.”
“Hi, I’ve heard so much about you.”
“I think you knew my parents.”
“Hey, you dropped this.”
“Oh goodness! I’m so sorry!”
“Um… Hello…”
“What are you looking at?”
“Hey aren’t you ____?”
“Well I didn’t expect this to happen today.”
“I don’t know you, but will you marry me?”
---- @timesabwazing liked !!
---- “ Have you seen all the DIYs that people just leave on the ground? And the weeds? It’s despicable, really. I try my best, hon, I really do, but this place constantly feels so messy, and I can’t stand it. How in the world are we supposed to maintain a good image when things like this happen, hm? Consider it a formal complaint, call it venting, whatever suits your fancy. I’m just sick of it. ”
Glitz paces back and forth while prattling on, hand firmly on her chin. That is, until she stops, and casts a more proper glance at Isabelle. Not angry or anything, despite the furrowed brow. More-so annoyed and out of ideas.
“ I’m breaking the bank here, Izzy. Got any bright ideas for the books? Bells talk, and I’m not hearing any chatter right now. ”
---- { Like for littol starter }
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Kid Gorgeous sentence starters
“You ever seen a ghost?”
“Say more right now”
“I used to see the ghost of a little girl in a Victorian nightgown”
“Let’s change the subject”
“This is a weird topic”
“None of us ever really know our fathers”
“We don’t have time to unpack all of that”
“STREET SMARTS!”
“Sit up straight! Be respectful!”
“So say a kidnapper grabs you and throws you in the trunk of their car”
“Brush your teeth! Now BOOM orange juice, that’s life”
“That’ll throw him off his rhythm”
“Weird, psych-out, backroom Chicago violence”
“As any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phonebook doesn’t leave bruises”
“Okay, when you get kidnapped- not if, when”
“If you get taken to a secondary location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none”
“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood”
“What would Leonard Bernstein do”
“Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money!”
“Now you have the audacity to ask me for MORE money?!”
“I gave you more money than the Civil War cost and you spent it already?!”
“She’s not gonna do anything else for you. It’s done.”
“I thought our transaction was over”
“Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?
“College was like a four year game show”
“Well if it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep shirt”
“These meaningless politeness rules”
“I like to throw in I’m kidding at the end of jokes now”
“See you at improv practice”
“Of all the sentences that I would be ashamed to hear read in court”
“I am damp all the time”
“I don’t think it’s anything serious”
“I’m gross now”
“Y’know, life?”
“Monkey monkey monkey man”
“I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room”
“It’s tough to not get grumpy. It’s so tempting”
“I’m trying to stay nice though”
“Maybe they have a different definition of nice”
“If we must go on with salt alone, we will go on with salt alone”
“Famous people are weird as shit. They’re all weird. Your suspicions are correct”
“That must change you as a person”
“Everything was slower in the old days. Because they didn’t have enough to do so they had to slow things down”
“We gotta think of some weird, slow activities to fill the day”
“Everything is too fast now and totally unreasonable”
“Everything is run by robots, and we spend most of the day telling them that we’re not robots”
“Prove to me you’re not a robot. Look at these curvy letters!”
“How’d you like to be indoors and out of doors all at once?”
“May I introduce you to THE GAZEBO”
“It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time”
“There’s a horse loose in the hospital”
“What’d the horse do, what’d the horse do”
“We’re well past that”
“Okay okay okay okay okay okay”
“I have fired the horse catcher”
“How come you opened the door for the horse?”
“I used to pay less attention”
“I’m lazy by nature”
“And you can quote me on that”
“We bought a stroller for our dog”
“Just one more follow up question”
“What did they say in there, what did they do, what did they tell you”
“That’s the same joke twice”
“A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened”
“It’s a word you’re meant to mishear”
“The bread of bread is bread. The bread is good”
“God can’t hear you”
---- “ Hm, hmm, hmmm indeed. How does one corner the market and turn a deserted island into a bustling metropolis...? ”
Pause.
---- “ I suppose having two idiots around who will buy fruits, rocks, and bugs helps. Clients like it when there’s a cut of the cash in it for themselves, too. ”
felixiiisms:
💙~ “Tch! Why can’t ya get it yourself, good dog!” He’s kidding, kinda laying it on thick while shuffling the stuff about to make it; He likes to indulge in the stuff as well. She probably had a point about the talking-
---- “ I hear complaining, but I smell mocha being made, so clearly your heart wasn’t in on the whining. Thank you, dear. ” You can’t say she isn’t grateful, at least. Few things go straight to a businesswoman's’ good side like coffee.
With a snicker, she claps her hands, and pulls up a chair to whatever the nearest table was. After which, she speaks up again.
“ Now then, what’s your stance on billboards? ”
lostchords:
“ But that’s not how iced tea works - okay okay uh … ? ”
What a WEIRD request as she prepared a cup of perfectly fine iced tea… just to shove it into the microwave, internally cringing at the possible texture soon to come from such a horrible idea.
“ Well I - … Nevermind still why are you here? Did the bridge construction go well ? Mister Nook is still getting materials for the next one … again. ”
---- Oh she did NOT just stick an entire glass of ICED tea into the microwave. Don’t worry Izzy, she’s just as mortified by the soon-to-be contents of that cup as you are... though, admittedly, even Glitz had to admit it was her own fault for not being more specific. Still, though, the blank-staring look on this self-appointed ‘celebrity’ spoke volumes.
It didn’t last that long though, before she took back her usual smug expression.
---- “ Hmmm? Don’t sound so disappointed, hon. These bridges are going to be a great investment in the long run. The vaulting poles are so cumbersome, you know? What if someone breaks theirs while jumping a river? Or what of the elderly who aren’t as agile as they used to be? Why, there’s not a soul on this planet that wouldn’t appreciate a good bridge or twelve. One word, Izzy - Accessibility. ”
She chuckles haughtily, brushing away her lilac bangs and placing her hands onto her hips.
“ We’ll be crawling with clients in a few months flat, and they’ll be able to explore unimpeded. Sounds like a win for everyone, right? ” Way to call your future residents ‘clients’, Missy...
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lostchords:
“ … Please & thank you . Anyways- I uh have to say the coffee machine’s busted. I think Timmy & Tommy tried to make tea in it to no such success. I can get you an iced tea ? ”
---- “ The only ‘please’ you’re getting is an ‘oh please’. You’re lucky I like you a lot, Izzy. Can I call you Izzy? Thanks, hon. Warm tea, actually. Calms the nerves. It’s fine if you microwave it, I’m not picky. Iced is more of a ‘Just got done hammering out DIYs all day’ refreshment, wouldn’t you agree? Definitely not fit for a meeting. ”
---- “ Oh-- hold that thought for a second and bring me a mocha, hon. All this yapping isn’t going to make the island any more noteworthy. ”
---- “ Yep, this one’s going in my cringe compilation! ”
