lesbians make better characters

hitjob from a girl with huge assassins

through pottery we domesticated rocks

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

"he's trying to fuck the elf" is a great voice acting exercise. you can try out so many different tones and inflections and it's fun every time.

divorcebearing hips

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

Puts a hole in how history remembers him and fuuuuuucks him through it

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

when the author describes someone being born and you can just tell they've never actually been born before by the way it's written

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

in a way i am my own dead wife

having an oc you're obsessed with feels good as fuck

She took my ability to die in the divorce

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

Well there you have it!