Glamoursky

i can guarantee that our collective scream of “yes” when shiva saved the day will be the first thing aliens hear from our planet

All 4 of the professors I’ve had so far this semester have specified that the class will deal in real facts and not alternative facts 👨🏽‍🏫👩🏻‍🔬😂

My professor came to class and told the students that he’s teaching them things so they learn how science delivers facts that should be spoken out.

My spanish professor told my classmate he didnt answer the question wrong he just stated “hechos alternativos”.

The only two times my 20th century world history professor brought up Trump was when explaining the fascist regimes in Spain, Italy, and Germany during WWII.

^^^Coincidence? I think the fuck not

wheres that story about the D&D guy who plays as a bear and has really good disguises and no one knows its a bear and he becomes king and everyone falls for it except one person who rolls for perception and he goes THATS A FUCKING BEAR and gets kicked out of the kingdom

@minter-is-coming

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE

Oh my god!! I found it!!

If the day comes where this comes across my dash and I do not reblog it, then let it be known that I’ve truly hit rock bottom