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Bill: Y'all had absolutely no business to make my shitposting this fucking funny

From PM Seymour Tumblr Binge Compilation number 85

For context, the episode would involve a music festival that the students volunteer to as a way to increase their chances to attend any university of their choice. The catch is that every student is assigned to a band to help out through out the whole festival. Marinette is assigned to help The Crüxshadows, an American darkwave band, which surprises everyone. At first, Marientte was a little nervous, but after meeting the band, she calms down and she gets along with them instantly. She ends up using the band's outfits as inspirations for her own fashion designs.

Throughout the episode, Marinette gains the band's respect while she overhears other band's talking about her classmates (Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel expressing his suspicion of Lila Rossi; Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance ranting about Chloe Bourgeois's behavior and her constant use of the phrase "utterly ridiculous", etc). What occurs before this is that Chloé and Lila cornered Marientte and threaten to make her as miserable as possible to the point of Marientte suffering a panic attack to which Bill, Gerard, and Rogue walk in on. Chloé and Lila are startled as soon as they realize they have witnesses. Bill, Gerard, and Rogue dragged the girls into the principal’s office.

While there, Rogue demands two of the teachers sponsoring the students into the office as well. As soon as they arrive, Bill and Gerard cuss out Lila and Chloé (in German and English respectively) while Marinette cries into Rogue's shoulder as he glares at the staff as if he's demanding an explanation. The staff is not only surprised by what their witnessing, but also trying to figure out how to explain it. Of course, they fail at it and Rogue (without changing his facial expression or raising his voice) rips into everyone and explains, in no uncertain terms, does not take cowardice lightly.

Naturally, Chloé would call her father and Rogue snatches the phone before anyone could say anything. The call would go something like this:

Rogue: Are you Chloé Bourgeois's father?

Mayor: This is he. How may I help you?

Rogue: I have a question to ask you.

Mayor: Of course, sir.

Rogue: Did you know that your daughter was antagonizing another student to the point of a panic attack?

Mayor: Excuse me?

Rogue: I'm asking if you're aware of your daughter's behavior at our music festival.

Mayor: Eh... well...

Rogue: Are you going to discipline her?

Mayor: ...

Rogue: So, your just going to let your daughter get away with this bullying behaviour?

Before Mayor Bourgeois could answer, another voice, who turns out to be Chloé's mother Audrey, bursts in and demands his attention. Rogue then asks if it's her mother and asks to speak to her. The phone call with her goes into Rogue tearing Audrey down and Audrey explaining about how Chloé is a disappointment to the family. Rogue snaps and then asks in a very cold and intimidating tone,"Do you even _like_ your daughter?" Silence. Chloé ends up sobbing into her hands. Rogue sighs and says, "You are the _worst_ excuse for a mother I have _ever_ had the misfortune of talking to. No wonder Chloé acts out like that." Rogue hangs up and glares at the staff.

The result is that Chloé and Lila are thrusted into community service in another part of Paris, away from the festival. Adrien, who has known Chloé for as long as he could remember, suggests a therapist to her. Chloé decides to take it into consideration (she does so, without ever telling Lila). Marinette doesn't like the idea, at first, but after what she saw and heard from Chloé's mother, she realizes that Chloé really needs it, especially after the deep seeded issues from that mother figure. And let's be real, Lila just makes it worse just by being around (and makes everyone a whole lot dumber).

Notes: The bands are immune to Lila's intelligence dimming abilities for two reasons:

Number 1.) Some have religious symbols on them (Rogue, himself, is a Catholic Christian, so he wears a cross around his neck along with his ahnk necklace; Adam Lambert has Jewish ancestry on his maternal side and keeps his Star of David close to him), which is likely protecting them from whatever lies they hear from Lila

Number 2.) A lot of the bands have some form of blue and black on their person. In most cultures (including witchcraft), blue is associated with intelligence, while black is associated with protection. So, with blue and black paired together, the intelligence of others is protected from Lila's power

Bonus: The festival was close to shutting down due to Adam Lambert being kidnapped by Hawk Moth/Monarch. Getting really sick and tired of the whole thing, Adam basically socs Hawk Moth/Monarch in the face (knocking him out) and basically walking out in annoyance.

All these panels are done on ibispaintx.

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Gerard: You should hope not.

Bill: Why?

Gerard: Can you imagine me going out there in a good mood? "Hi everybody. I'm Gerard and life is peachy!" Adam'd be working at Starbucks in a fucking week.

Adam: *Surprised WTF face*

Gerard: What?

Adam: Language.

Gerard: ... English.

I did one version with black lineart, and another version with colored lineart. Both done on ibspaintx

So, today, I decided to do a celtic cross reading for Rogue and I had this as a result

So, here's what I got for him

Current situation: 8 of Cups. I believe it means he's grieving about something and wanting to move on.

Obstacle: 10 of Cups. What crosses him is that he's worried about how moving on from whatever it is he's grieving about would affect Jessica and Anmi (wife and daughter respectively).

Past: 3 of Cups. Somewhere in the past, he had a celebration with his friends and loved ones. I think it has something to do with his wedding day.

Future: The Chariot. He'll be heading towards the future with two mindset options: positive and negative. Like the wolves, the mindset you have depends on which one you let lead.

As Above (Conscious): The World. A cycle has ended, which I assume is the end of the Astromythology Era. And he plans on taking what he learned during that time and use those lessons for the next part of his life/career. 

So Below (Subconscious): The Emperor. It seems deep down, he worries about what kind of father he is to Anmi, especially with the situation that might involve her. But, from what I'm seeing from his social media, he's doing great so far.

Internal Influences: Prince of Cups. Deep down, he seems to be a romantic type, especially in his poetry and lyrics. Honestly, "Home" really hits the heartstrings, even if the song's about lost love.

External Influences: 9 of Pentacles. It's obvious that The Crüxshadows has turned from a college band trio to this empire he build (he might not see it as such, but I do). I honestly think he should take pride in that.

Hopes & Fears: King of Pentacles. He hopes for some kind of financial stability and judging from him growing the band as it is now, I think he's earned it, especially with his leadership skills. However, his fear is that some people might take advantage of him because of his wealth and success of his band.

Rogue: (walking by) I'm guessing it's an aesthetic based on being sleazy.

Adam: Oh...

Rogue: ...

A/N: The following pictures belong to Nix Hydra (Asra, Nadia, Julian, Muriel, Lucio, and Portia) and an unknown photographer at Dark World Music and Monkey Press (Rogue)

Asra

Adam Lambert finds them interesting and gets freaked out over his accurate tarot reading; Asra finds Adam quite handsome, but knows of his current relationship

Rogue couldn't tell if Asra is a guy or a girl, but respects their pronouns instantly; Asra is mesmerized by the silver in his hair

Gerard Way calls them a nonbinary icon; Asra is flattered by the statement and enjoys Gerard's company

Bill Kaulitz is blushing because they're SO FREAKING CUTE; Asra couldn't help but be smitten by his charm

All of them were surprised by Asra's familiar, Faust; Adam quickly got excited because he's handled snakes in the past (a couple photoshoots and a music video)

Nadia

Adam basically had a flashback to the first time meeting Madonna; Nadia finds him adorable 

Rogue makes a really good first impression; Nadia is surprised by his wisdom and courtesy, despite his aesthetic, but feels a friendly connection between the two

Gerard is amazed by the palace; Nadia gladly tells him the history of the place (she doesn't bring up Lucio's wing, though)

Bill feels small compared to the palace (even if he's the tallest of the four guys at 6'4"); Nadia reassures him otherwise 

The guys couldn't help but feel relaxed here; Rogue finds the fountain to be the most relaxing

Julian

Adam is intrigued by his attire; Julian finds Adam cute and even teases him

Rogue is impressed by his medical knowledge and encourages him to test out blood transfusion; Julian is emotionally overwhelmed with the support 

Gerard introduces him to Blood! from Black Parade album; Julian makes it his new favorite song besides sea shanties (my personal headcanon)

Bill finds his eyepatch attractive; Julian's face goes redder than Portia's tomatoes

It's one hell of a party at The Rowdy Raven; Gerard has Rogue help him carry the others home

Muriel

Adam is pretty surprised by his height; Muriel feels SUPER shy around him

Rogue can sense his… preference to being left alone, but offers to be his company if he's interested; Muriel takes up on it and accepts his friendship

Gerard feels like a toy doll compared to him; Muriel ends up carrying him around like a baby, much to Gerard's annoyance and the others' amusement

Bill likes his rugged looks and feels calm around him; Muriel likes him, but doesn't know why

They're all heartbroken to learn of his past and constantly reassure him that his past does NOT define him; Bill proves it by, somehow, managing to break off his cuffs and chains

Lucio

Adam doesn't like his behavior, but can sense his need for validation; Lucio digs his simple eyeliner, even if his more into dramatic makeup

Rogue couldn't understand his wardrobe being so bright with whites; Lucio couldn't stand his "armour" being better than his, even if his own is a magical prosthetic

Gerard loves the attention of his dogs, Mercedes and Melchoir; Lucio lets his jealousy get to him

Bill loves roasting the hell out of him; Lucio bites his tongue to wait for the right moment to strike

The guys are constantly being chased by Lucio's crested cockatoo, Camio; Adam is getting not so pleasant memories of doing a photoshoot with one, while Rogue's worried about the bird getting into his hair

Portia

Adam finds her so cute that he wants to squeeze her; Portia teasingly calls him "the hot version of Julian"

Rogue finds comfort in her homely cottage; Portia loves to poke at his hair, just to see it bounce

Gerard might have gotten her cat, Pepi's seal of approval; Portia finds that precious

Bill makes peace with the area; Portia loves it when he talks about his love of nature

The guys love a nice night of stargazing and tea at Portia's cottage; Gerard does some stargazing while Bill listens to chirping of crickets

BONUS PHOTOS

Here's a couple photos of Rogue's "armour" that Lucio is so jealous of

A/N: This is in celebration of news about the MH Reboot

Frankie Stein

Adam finds her stitches interesting and is curious about her style; Frankie gladly shows him her inspiration for her look

Rogue couldn't get over how beautiful her eyes are, claiming that he sees beauty in unexpected places; Frankie keeps his words of wisdom to heart and spreads them to her friends 

Gerard thinks she's cute, like his daughter; Frankie might have accidentally gave him a small shock from blushing so hard

Bill wouldn't be surprised if he found her hand running away or popping up on his shoulder; Frankie finds him charming and quite sweet, especially when he returns her hand

Draculaura

Adam gets excited to learn about vampires from her; Draculaura couldn't help but smile at the fact she gets the chance to teach someone about vampires 

Rogue asks her for vegan/vegetarian recipes; Draculaura shows off her vegan cookbook she kept from her father

Gerard sees her as a perky vampire version of Three Cheers (though he keeps the hidden track, Blood! from the Black Parade album); Draculaura finds his aesthetic interesting, though she'd throw in shades of pink herself 

Bill allows her to create art inspired by his tattoos; Draculaura loves to show him her drawings and whatever art projects she did

Clawdeen Wolf

Adam couldn't help but get excited since he's a dog person; Clawdeen would not hesitate to create outfits for his shows

Rogue finds her interesting and sees himself as her in some ways; Clawdeen might need more sketch books because he's apparently a goldmine for darkwave fashion

Gerard tries not to get on her bad side; Clawdeen can see that and reassures him that he's in good graces with her

Bill always asks if he can pet her; Clawdeen allows it on the condition that he's careful with her hair

Lagoona Blue

Adam talks to her about his trips to different beaches; Lagoona gives him surfing tips

Rogue couldn't help but tell her about his time windsurfing and boating; Lagoona gets excited until she learns about the one time he was on a boat during a bad storm 

Gerard is impressed by her swimming; Lagoona wants him to jump into the pool, but realizes it would ruin his makeup

Bill challenges her to a swimming race; Lagoona accepts it and ends up making him eat his words

Cleo De Nile

Adam asks so many questions about Egyptian stories from her perspective; Cleo gladly tells him about stories she's heard growing up 

Rogue, being a father himself, could sense her feeling unloved and is pissed when he learns why; Cleo breaks down crying, spilling about her father's blatant favoritism toward her older sister, and later claims Rogue as a father figure 

Gerard asks for eyeliner tips; Cleo shows him her favorite eyeliner styles