alex

The baddest bitches are bad at math

i must be horrifically ugly then

and it ALMOST worked

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

meee

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

y’all don’t know my roommate but this is exactly something he would say

I have a Zillow obsession

this was me in 2020

you could just hit other people as a kid

bring this back i’m serious. also screaming you could just full scream as a kid lets bring that into adulthood

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

i’m currently on the other side of this where my personal life got a lot worse so i’m so back on tumblr