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No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, and motherfucker you're going to the beach that makes you Old

a solitary worm has been seen enjoying itself on a wet sidewalk this morning

Story of my life lol. Will you make sure my death is easy, God? Please..

looking for more insane girl mutuals 

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

when i dont reply to a message itsbecause i love you

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu