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why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

I really hope people know that it was the Beatles who started this not One Direction!

the beatles? do you need an exterminator?

Oh my it’s one of the most famous bands of all time. Do you know what I’m talking about?

if you google “exterminators near me” you can find a number to call tomorrow if you’re that worried about a pest problem, wow

my entire political stance basically boils down to "I care about other people" and MAN does it make people MAD

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit