The Average Bear

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

they should hire ugly people like me to be models because then people will pay attention to the clothes rather than faces and i get to say i’m a model

we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”

my room is lonely and in need of decorating. i’ll write the url of everyone who reblogs this on a post it and tape it to my wall until I run out of space. ok go. 

I love this

The fiercest bender of them all

forever reblogging

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Oh my god

up until the age of about 9 I wished for ‘an invisible donkey’ every birthday and I literally have no idea why.

I could be surrounded by invisible donkeys right now and I wouldn’t even know

Reblog if you have a really nice dick.