Hal Fucking Strider Deserved A Body So He Could Da

jesus is called a lord but anyone with even a passing knowledge of classpect theory will peg him as a muse of life straight away

Hey? I love you? But I’m going to break into your house and demand that you never make a post like this again

moses was a rogue of breath

This is your final warning.

eve was a thief of doom and there’s nothing you can do about it

satan is the lord of doom which is the opposite master class of muse of life dont EVEN play

nah. satan is passive too. he tempts, but never acts. bard of doom

Okay, but is Eve really the thief of doom? I mean, she herself wasn’t very active at all. The only thing she ever stole she did while under the influence of what was probably the world’s first Vriska.

Vriska was constantly under the influence of others, but her decisions were still her own. And it’s more about what Eve’s story meant to the rest of humanity that defines her classpect. That said, I think I might stop responding to further comments on this post, because actual literal Satan being called “the world’s first Vriska” very nearly killed me on impact.

Date a robot kin who has trouble marking the “ I am not a robot” box

i kept thinking last night about an au where dirk and hal are identical twins but “dirk” is actually hal and “hal” is actually dirk because when they were little they decided to switch places one day for a joke and just. never switched back. they forgot that they swapped at all and they just go the rest of their lives like that

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