I 🩷 My Lobotomy

I have officially now written over 250 pages of JJK fanfic so at this point I’m gonna just start telling people I’m writing a book

Toji really killed a 13 year old with a gun huh

Mitsuba/Kou is literally just Yuji/Junpei if Junpei refused to die and also sucked

Yuta is my favorite character who happens to be voiced by Megumi Ogata, but Hanako is by far my favorite voice she does. By like a mile. I literally can’t even put into words how happy her Hanako voice makes me. It’s like butter and silk and honey to my ears 😭🩷

Every time someone on reddit genders Yuta correctly (girl) an angel gets its wings

Once you start taking certain aspects of Yuta’s story at face value, the “holy shit that was SOOOO fucked up” cycle starts and pretty much never ends

My phone always tries to autocorrect Maki to Mako. The misogyny never ends #gegesworld

Everyday I wake up and choose violence (writing angsty yutamaki hurt/comfort scenes for exclusively my wife’s enjoyment)

Okay but the way you can always TELL the differences between Hanako (apparition) vs. Amane (human) vs. Tsukasa (Tsukasa) in Megumi Ogata’s performance 😭😭😭👏👏👏

No one knows the plight of having a celebrity crush on a 61 year old seiyu whose most well-known characters are all transfem eggs with dark hair and a yandere streak to them

JJK character inspired perfumes are always a really sweet idea in theory, but quite unrealistic in practice. Like you just KNOW all these characters smell like some ungodly combination of 3 day old sweat, rain-soaked mildewy cotton, campfire ash, dried blood, melted sunscreen, coffee, patchouli oil, and maybe if they’re lucky the like one obligatory jasmine incense stick they light per week while hiding out on an away mission

A very famous and problematic celebrity is a distant cousin of mine, so my wife and I refer to her as “goop tía” (iykyk) which means Gojo is of course now officially known as Yuta’s goop tío in our household