i do not understand how anyone can be in their twenties and want to look younger. women my age are getting fucking botox and for what. you don’t look like a sprightly teenager you look like a woman with botox

i come from a long line of guys who had something wrong with them

pesto is a little green goop that makes you go crazy 

whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*

.com

internet

I'm browsing

hyperlinks

I'm clicking

rly can feel myself growing out of wanting to know abt any celeb’s personal life. i’m here for the entertainment they are my court jesters

Can someone kindly and patiently explain to me, who is bean dad and what happened? Please keep in mind that I have no idea what even bean is in reference to, I don’t know who the McElroy brothers are. I know nothing

one taste of the pierogi and i just go insane

after a shower i must put on 6 different lotions each serving a different purpose or else i become homicidal 

pretty fucked up that cold drinks get hot while hot drinks get cold.. bitch stay at the temperature i put u at