when the girl u like calls u baby it’s like ur heart slips on the mario kart banana peel and ur just outta control like wut sos

I wanna make out so bad right now. Nice and slow. Soft moans. Fingers slipping underneath shirts and waistbands. That kind of making out that builds slowly. Hitched breathes and your hips rocking against my thigh. Open mouthed gasps against your neck and fingers tight in my hair. Firm thighs and rough denim and soaked cotten pressing into you. Too many clothes but it feels so good. I just want to make you feel good.

I want to hug you after you’ve had a long day and let you rest your head on my lap.

You ever just wanna fuck someone so rough but love them so softly

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

Tumblr is such a homosexual paradise

…..men always quiz me when i claim to like something they like too. cause in their minds i’m either a.) lying to appeal to them/gain their approval or b.) only capable of having a superficial understanding of the subject and they need to “expose” me

Listen

step 1: make girl laugh step 2: make girl moan

let's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" things together

this literally changed my mood 180°

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

It’s a fucking death sentence when you’re talking to a girl and you glance at her lips like it’s over, ya done, rip

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life