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hilson would be better if house was an arrogant little boy btw

wilson is his babysitter and one day he's forced to take house up to work with him because of an emergency and realizes that house is a little genius. so now he babysits him way more often and brings house to work every day. and house is a tease. and he calls wilson a pedophile and he's totally right about it too. amber takes his place as head of the diagnostics department. little house gets jealous when amber and wilson go out but eventually they end up in a polycule so its okay

Stephen King’s Fujo

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Dean accidently slipping out "God, Sammy- bigger than dad-" mid getting plowed by his little brother and Sam's like. What. (Yes, Sam. Your big brother is the family's cumdump)

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

imagine if castiel (godstiel?) single-handedly created the omegaverse in real life because he's sick of dean's weird hangups about his sexuality. cas just omega-fies himself and is like. well. see. this way you are still heterosexual.