Listening to Eurobeat Unironically

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

Like I wouldn’t buy the fuck out of stagecoach transformers

Prime and Prejudice

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

Sadly putting away my dirty willy 

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

I MISS BRIDGES I MISS REPRISES I MISS KEY CHANGES I MISS PRECHORUSES

One exemption: punk songs. One minute and fifty seconds of incomprehensible yelling on the worst quality recording known to man is a requisite of the genre.

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that

there’s just no way he fucks good I’m sorry. that’s the appeal. to me

need him apologizing and crying on it