Gin Ichimaru

many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they don’t tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and you’ll love it

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

wouldn’t it be so funny if the public found out Bruce Wayne is afraid of bats, and instead of that being a glaring red sign pointing at his secret identity, it precludes him from ever being considered as a potential match for Batman?

Wikipedia says it’s an souther USA things and it’s like … no that can’t be…. Everyone should know the joys of tomato sandwich

If you haven’t had it please try and tell me if you like it. I prefer mine with toast but a lot of people I knew as a kid ate them untoasted

It has to be made with toast, but this is my favourite quick meal. I prefer it with black pepper instead of salt.

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy