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If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

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sweaterkittensahoy

shout out to everyone who has any sort of maintenance job whether it's a custodian or a mechanic or a furnace repair person or a pool cleaner or a housekeeper or anything where someone shows up or I go to you, and my shit is taken care of.

big appreciation for the maintenance people

derinthescarletpescatarian

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.

betterbemeta

You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.

can you imagine?

“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”

“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*

“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”

“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*

“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*

“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”

“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)

“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*

mayakern

hello

mutilationwave

It's literally steve universe's fault

hisuizorua

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

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funstyle

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

lesbeid0u

devilishdescent

you go to her #me tag and it’s just all these pictures of evil fish

vixvigil

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

3000s

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miamaroo

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

californiasteph-deactivated2022

idk who needs to hear this but your body is loveable

plebeiangoth

Oh boy! Can't wait to learn about knitting!

Huh.

So according to the introduction to lace, "faggoting" is the combination of a yarn over and a decrease to create lace. I didn't know there was a word for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

laterkiss

“hey did you kiss the brick before you threw it” “prev so true” “EXACTLY!!!” “I am always saying this” “op im gonna kill myself” “dont talk to me im unwell about this” “agskhksj!!!"

konoko

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barkyshark

"What if every bad feeling you've ever had grew teeth?"

Turmoil in it's very first, most unruly state

stroebe2

All the leaves are brown. And the sky is what ? Grey.

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