The moon is bae.

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

Praying you have a soft August. You've endured enough.

it is pretty cool how being an overnight worker gives me access to a second, smaller, slower, and more close-knit dashboard than the day shift. it's like the side room at a house party and you can hear the music muffled on the other side of the door and we're all sitting on the bed together and... hey wait a minute why are you looking at me like that... and why are you so beautiful in this dim light...

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit