taste of lust

if you don’t eat your girl’s pussy i will

DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HUMANS ALWAYS DEPICT GREYS WITHOUT GENITALS. MY PHALLUS IS THIRTEEN INCHES LONG AND VISIBLE FROM EVERY ANGLE

Every time Noh wears one of my workout shirts it makes me giggle like a maniac because 1) it’s the only way to get him into a shirt willingly and 2) it looks just fucking ridiculous, like it covers his nipples and not much else 

I look good in purple with my abs on display.

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

Aliens? Don’t believe in them. Haven’t been kissed by one in days

I’m right here?

Kiss me maybe?

I can’t believe the only way to get you to believe I exist is by physical intimacy.

my room has become a fucking wasteland….

I'm not sure if you've checked outside your door but I left something Tuesday. I knocked but you didn't answer so I figured you were out or busy.

Aliens? Don’t believe in them. Haven’t been kissed by one in days

I’m right here?

butch from pulp fiction came home w like 2 cracked ribs and still ate his gf out what an idol

Pour concrete on your stomach to get those rock-solid abs!

angels are real and im dating one