gillyweeds

JAMES AND ROSABELLE !!

these three

boy: Draco | Tom | Mattheo | Theodore | Lorenzo | Blaise

where you met: common room party | great hall | forbidden forest | hogsmeade | library | class | detention | corridors | quidditch game | boathouse | train | courtyard

what he first noticed about you: he first noticed you at the boathouse, he had escaped from his friends. he needed a smoke break and to just be alone. he was kind of annoyed that he would be sharing the space with you. he get bored and sneakily goes up to you, looked over at your shoulder to see what you were reading, and he asks you about it. he was more even annoyed when you ignored him, but then you suddenly turned around seeing Theo you got scared and almost fell into the water. he caught you, calling you clumsy. thats when he finally noticed you had been wearing headphones the whole time.

favorite place to kiss you: top of your head | forehead | cheeks | nose | lips | jaw | neck | hands | shoulders | thighs

nickname for you: princess | angel | darling | mama | kitten | pookie | sunshine | doll | baby/babe

childhood love: Draco | Tom | Mattheo | Theodore | Lorenzo | Blaise

first kiss: Draco | Tom | Mattheo | Theodore | Lorenzo | Blaise

bestie: Draco | Tom | Mattheo | Theodore | Lorenzo | Blaise

enemy: Draco | Tom | Mattheo | Theodore | Lorenzo | Blaise

secretly loves you: Draco | Tom | Mattheo | Theodore | Lorenzo | Blaise

drunk make out (obv b4 relationship): Draco | Tom | Mattheo | Theodore | Lorenzo | Blaise

AAAAHHHH ddudee our dear ol' Teddy and Mattheo would be fighting over you. tbh when Teddy was trying to court you, his ass was kind of struggling because Mattheo would always be in the picture >.< causing a rift between the two. you had made them each a unique playlist to listen to, and they would try to brag to each other about it.

Teddy would constantly be reminding Mattheo that he met you first, so he naturally had dibs. Mattheo would be like "okay okay" arms raised in defeat, but then blurt out, "but I kissed her first!" Then teddy would be like, "we made out at the party!" (AAAAA screaming blushing thinking about this). Mattheo hates that you chose Teddy over him.

As for your childhood love with Draco....he would just be in the corner rolling his eyes, arms crossed.

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Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.