behold the most moving voice acting of all time

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

The avocadodo looks bummed because he knows extinction is right around the corner. 

“I’m forty-eight now. I’ve been dating a woman for over two years. And I’m getting to the point where I probably need to cut her loose or commit. I’ve never been married. I’ve gotten close with two or three women. I actually got as close as City Hall one time. But I’ve always backed down. I guess I thought that I’d eventually meet a woman, and some sort of pathway would open up in my mind, and I’d know that she was the right one. But it hasn’t happened. I’ve never gotten to the point where the thought of marriage doesn’t freak me out. And here I am again. I just spent a wonderful day in the park with this woman. It was lovely. But now my mind jumps to the future. And I worry that there’s something I’m not seeing. I’m afraid that something will reveal itself once we’ve exchanged our vows, and suddenly my life will be worse than when I was alone.”

what does all that TIME feel like???