you visting my blog? more likely than you think

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

We don our strawberry helms And we have no need for other armor For their blades will not reach us Their arrows will not reach us All attacks will falter We raise our blades high and launch our bodies forward With no fear in our cries We are the berry warriors

Ive got alot of ideas on berrys that mite get me canceled

that she doesn't require a drake in the egg-laying equation.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

what now?

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

we've all been there

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Feeding my wife pennies so she can digest them and lay solid copper eggs

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"