lonesome dead

ind. fandomless oc | penned by rabbit 

hey y’all! this blog is still under a bit of construction, but i’m totally ready to start interactions- so please like/reblog if you’re cool with interacting with a pair of twins! one is a smol precious child, the other’s a bit of an asshole, tbh. i look forward to interacting with you all!

Don’t Expect Me To Be Okay With It // Submitted by: @happydayhood

indie oc // written by kit.

People who’ve influenced them greatly

“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.” “Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.” “Friends don’t lie.” “The gate… I opened it. I’m the monster.” “I know who you are. I know what you’ve done.” “S/he’s our friend and she’s crazy!” “We never would have upset you if we knew you had superpowers.” “S/he can… Do things.” “S/he broke my arm! My arm!” “Are you feeling any better?” “Hold on, we’re almost there, we’re almost there.” “The bad man’s gone. We’ll be home soon.” “No more.” “Something’s coming. Something angry. Hungers for your blood.” “Oh, so you can speak!” “S/he tried to get naked!” “Bite me.” “Now remember: Whatever it is, it can’t hurt you.” “There’s nothing to be frightened of.” “It’s calling you.” “Are you lost?” “Mouthbreather.” “Aw! Hey there Princess!” “Can you believe that I was actually worried about you?” “I always took you for a queer, but I guess you’re just a total screw-up.” “Wait, wait, what?! What is going on?!” “You have five seconds to get out of here.” “This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy, THIS IS CRAZY!” “Go to hell, you son of a bitch!”

I’m technically human. But more like a ghost, I think. I died a while back, but I’m still here.”

“Y-Yes, you know, o-one of those c-creatures who f-f-feed off sex…?”

“I didn’t expect that those were actually real. But then again, I guess it makes sense.”

“ If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

“H-Huh? Me? W-Well, u-uh… Is that a m-mirror in your pants? B-Because I can see me in them-!”

What’s your name, cutie?”

“U-Uh Jeremy! J-J-Jeremy Kavin, uh, incubus! Who are y-y-you…?”

Incubus, you said?”

“ If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.”

“H-Huh? Me? W-Well, u-uh… Is that a m-mirror in your pants? B-Because I can see me in them-!”

What’s your name, cutie?”