Ghostly Cherry

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

motivating your bro is kinda gay. telling another dude 'come on!'. come on what, you?

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life