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Ghostly Tywin looking forward to spending eternity in the afterlife with Joanna. Instead, Aerys is waiting for him in the 7 hells...

Ghostly Oberyn and Ghostly Renly flirting all the time, but before anything gets too serious Renly says "wait 'til Loras gets here," to which Oberyn just smiles.

Gosthly Oberyn talking to Gostly Ned about his bastard's mothers. But Ghostly Ned doesn't share the same stories with him.

Ghostly Melara Hetherspoon and the ghostly sister of Sandor Clegane becoming best friends.

Ghostly Oberyn deciding he's going to seduce Khal Drogo.

Ygritte telling Lyanna that her son was really good at giving head. And Lyanna nodding approvingly.

Ghostly Joanna alternating her time between getting drunk with Rhaella and yelling at Jaime and Cersei to stop getting up to shit.

Nymeria of the Rhoynar getting annoyed that Drogo keeps saying he'd beat her in an arm-wrestling match but she can't do anything about it because their hands would go through one another if she called him on his statements and challenged him to an arm wrestling match.

Ghostly Hoster feeling kind of left out that all his family is so much younger than him and get to frolic around death as they please while he's stuck with bad knees and remnant arthritic pain. Then he feels bad that he thinks that way because that meant that they died young. And then he feels bad that he feels bad that they died young because really that just meant that they got to go to the afterlife sooner than him and got to keep their healthy young bodies. And then he gets confused and takes a nap.

Ghostly Oberyn wondering where Ghostly Gregor is.