Boo.

Be the thing that goes bump in the night

Carry your head around to prove to that bitch Shrieking Susan that you did die of decapitation

Imitate a seventh grade classroom when someone gets called down to the principal’s office

Only ever whisper or shriek, no in between

Scratch on the walls and be sure to leave marks

Photobomb people’s pictures while in o̴̭͑r̷͇̋b̵͕̊ ̶̼͂f̷̩͂o̶̼͠r̵͈͘m̸̲̈

Flicker the lights if you feel like having a ghost rave

Screw around with the thermostat so the inhabitants of your haunting home feel inexplicably chilly

Softly hum an eerie lullaby while remaining out of sight

Mess with ghosthunters

Give people chills when they walk through your deathplace

Appear when people use your name in conversation

Run around wailing when you’re upset

Dissipate when you don’t know how to end a conversation

Fear nothing. You’re already dead, what’s an axe murderer going to do?

Slam doors and rattle windows when you’re angry