short tall sentence starters
âstupidâŚ!âŚjar..! come here already!â
âwho the heck put that way up there? grr!â
âwhere is the stoolâŚ? oof! if only i was two centimeters taller!â
âi swear to god, if you are laughing at me because i canât reach i will punch your faceâ
âare youâŚlaughing at me? well, let you know that Iâm closer to your bottom. be careful, jackass.â
âeek! p-p-please! donât laugh at me!â
âis it bad that i want to chop peopleâs legs if they were taller than me?â
âTskâŚstupid tall guy/girl.â
âhey, hey, turn for a bitâŚ.yeahâŚ.and done. What? your back looks like a good table.â
âHey! come down a bit. My neck hurts.â
âDonât you dare bend to talk to me.â
âOh my god! Are you okay? You hit your head hardâŚheh guess i wouldnât know the feeling since i amâŚshort.â
âHAHAHA! YOU HIT YOUR HEAD! ARE YOU BLIND?!â
âAahâŚit feels great to see a tall person hit their head like that. Satisfying.â
âDamn..that must have hurt. Are you okay?âÂ
âHey! watch it! what are you? a raging bull? look where you are walking before you bump into people!â
âOuch! I-Iâm sorry..I was in the way. You probably didnât see meâŚâ
âCan youâŚ.get that for me? PleaseâŚ?â
âOh, oh! Can you help me? I was trying to get that over there.â
ââŚ.Listen, just pick that up and shut up.â
âUghh just get it already!â
âThank you for picking it for me!â
âThanks, I guessâŚfor reaching to pick that up.â
âGah! shut up! thanks, okay? Happy? tall jerk.â
âOh! I can get that! It is easy for me!â
ââŚ.are you asking me to crawl in there just because iâm short?â
âyou did not call me just so i can be your santa little helper, did you?â
âJust because i am short does not mean i am not scared of closed places and dark ones! i cannot go in there!â
âY-you gonna lift me up?! N-no, it is ok! i can see just fine!â
âDonât you dare lift me up.â
âCan you lift me up? I am trying to pick up [item] from there.â
âHey, lift me up! Quickly!â
âI was trying to reach for thatâhuh? lift me up?âŚ.sure. I thinkâŚâ
âWhoa! The view is amazing here! Iâm staying. Nope. Iâm not going down.â
âP-please, put me down âŚ.n-now.â
âAre you planning to keep holding me up for a long time?â
âHey, tall handsome/beautiful~â
âTchâŚthat height is not bad.â
âCare to switch heights?â
âIt is my dream to be swept by a tall guy/girl like you~â
âi like it when I fit in your hugâŚâ
âI-itâs creepy how you can âŚhold me like that.â
âThis is my place. mine. I sit here. On your lap. I fit. No complains.â
âneed help with that? i can pick it up for you.â
âlet me reach and..here you go.â
âHahaha, iâm sorry. you just looked so funny trying to reach for that.â
âPftâsorry, sorry, i didnât mean to laugh at you. your height problem is not a laughing matter.â
âI was not laughing at you, I was âŚuh, admiring your determination.â
âYeah, right I was laughing! Are you an idiot? How can you reach with these baby legs?â
âWhoa! where did you come from?! i didnât see you.â
âIâm sorry! I was not paying attention. Iâm sorry again for bumping into you.â
âA-are you okay?! you fell from there! You could have asked for help.â
ââpft ahaha! you canât even stand on a stool! Shorty!â
âhey, shorty, what are you doing?â
âPipsqueak came, whatâs up?â
âHere comes tiny. What are you up to?â
âCan i lift you? this way you can reach up.â
âLift youâŚup? sure. i can do that.â
âE-eh? lift you up? i donât think i have the strength butâŚi can tryâŚâ
âNo way!! I will not lift you up!â
âWhat will you do for me if i lift you up, eh?â
âI may be tall but that does not mean im strong.â
âare you trying toâŚclimb over my head?â
âCan you see? How about I hoist you up?â
ââŚ..if you wishâŚi canâŚcarry you on my shouldersâŚâ
âUh, can you get down already? my back hurts.â
âSomeone likes it up there too muchâŚâ
âYou are so going to give me a massage after thisâŚâ
âYou know what i like about you? I can use you as my armrest.â
âYou are so adorable, small and huggable.â
âIâm glad I can wrap my arms around you.â
âHeh, you are adorable. Do you like it sitting on my lap like that?â
âYou know, it is great that you are shorter. i can rest my chin on your head.â
âI could use you as a weight lift.â
âI could pick you with one arm for sure.â
âHey, crawl in there. You fit in there, shorty.â
âDid you justâŚcame out of that window? How..?â
âHow old are you? W-what?! you are as old as me?! Impossible!â
âHuh..I figured you would be older than you look.â
âDo all short people look mad 24/7?â
âWhy are you kicking my legs? I am not going to get shorter by that.â
âOuch! owwâŚmy headâŚstupid door frame!â
âOofâ! A-almostâŚbashed my head into a wallâŚâ