I hate it here but I love the people

M!MC: ...

M!MC: Why?

Pierrot: It's just that... I want to feel your skin against mine. *grins hungrily*

M!MC: ...

M!MC: I don't feel like being eaten today. Maybe next time.

Cybertronian/Mcb: Conjux, what is this?-What are you doing?

Sparked!Y/n*Doing their interactive immersive work out*Its my work out!~

Cybertronian/Mcb*Looks curiously and then starts to sway to the beat and joins in*-AHAHAHA!? WE SMACKING THEM! COME ON BABY PUSH DOWN HEY HEY HEY!

It would be pretty hilarious for cybertronians or MCB who not only want to show support to their pregnant human try a period or even a birth simulator....

BUT HAVING TO WEAR THIS-

AN EMPATHY BELLY!?

Sparked!Y/n*With a round belly, sees your partner isn't coming out the door*Come on!~You said you wanted to know the feeling of being pregnant, now come out~

Cybertronian/Mcb*Wearing an empathy belly*...

Friend*Sees him with that and instantly loses it and points*AAAHAHAHA!?

Cybertronian/Mcb*Glaring at him*You done?...

Friend: Not yet!...AAAAHAHAHA!?

Cybertronian/Mcb*Takes out their weapon and points at their front panel*...

Friend*stops laughing and gulps about to leave*O-ok I'm down...AHAHAHA!?

Cybertronian/Mcb*chasing them about to kick them but groans and holds his back*ACK!

Be like that episode of Full House with Pregnant Jesse

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Honorable mention...Blades-

Blades*At others cybertronians who can handle the empathy belly*...WEAKLINGS~

Y/n*Coming out of Breakdown alt form with a gusto*"Hi Honey,I'm home"

Knock out*Glaring at the two unamused*...

Y/n*Looks at Jack, Miko, and Raf doing their eating around the table*Hi babies~

Jack,Miko & Raf:Hi y/n!/Hey y/n

Breakdown: We're sorry we're late, last minute we had to rush out to Oakland to cover bulkhead and wheeljack-

Knock out*Wearing an apron*Give me a break

Y/n & Breakdown:...huh?

Knock out*Is stirring mashed potatoes and goes over the kids* Don't "Huh?", ME...You waltz in here 25 minutes late and EXPECT sympathy? ha!-

Y/n:..Oh, I didn't-

Knock out: I HAVE CLEANED THE BASE! AND WASHED A PILE OF YOUR CLOTHES AND CLEANING RAGS!

Jack*Is putting his plate for the mashed potatoes, looking between amused and confused at what's happening*...

Miko*Puts her plate next as Knock out angrily puts mashed on her plate, pretty used to this but finds this hilarious*Next, he gonna say about he runs a daycare for muchkins...

Jack:...bet

Knock out: AND RUN A DAYCARE FOR SOCIALLY DEVIANT MUNCHKINS! AND MISSED OPRAH!?

Jack*Rolls eyes when he hands Miko a dollar*...

Y/n & Breakdown:...

Knock out*Points at Miko*Ran this one to her guitar lessons!

Knock out*Points to Raf next and squishes his cheeks to show off his teeth*RAN THIS ONE TO THE DENTIST...NO CAVITIES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Raf*Smiles showing off his clean teeth and goes back to eating once KO lets him go*...

Knock out*Goes to the two of you, taking off his apron* Do you realize I slaved over a HOT stove so you can have a hot when you come home! HA MHH HHM!?

Breakdown: Doc, we're sorry...

Knock out*Voice gets pitcher and walks over to the oven in the small kitchen, looking so offended*"Sorry" ha!..."SORRY", SORRY DOESN'T CHANGE THAT MY CHICKEN TETRAZZINI IS RUINED!....RUIINEEED!?...It's all dried out

Knock out*Puts the plate with the dish on the human table*But do YOU have the common courtesy to call me and say you two are gonna be TWENTY-FIVE. MINUTES LATE NOOOO!?...I am not an ANIMAL-...

Knock out*Looks at himself and throws the apron at them, snapping out of it*Oh my primus... what's happening to me? I'm turning into a June Cleaver...I need a bubble bath and some energon-covered marshmallows

Y/n & Breakdown*Watched the red hot medic ex con seemed to have integrated into human culture*...

Raf*Looking at the two*Maybe you should give him a spa day, my dad does it with my mom when this happens

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Goth!Y/n: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?

Unicron: Absolutely not, I forbid it, Not gonna happen! Sorry, sweetie! Space is no place for young, vulnerable goth Humans! You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!!

Unicron, Scourge,the rest of Unicron's heralds, and you simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the audience that could be Cybertronians, Quintessons & MCB

Goth!Y/n: Well, I can blend in with Cybertronians easy enough, just let me tag along...

Unicron: Wait, say that again.

Goth!Y/n: I can... blend in...?

You shrug as you inquisitively tell your father that you can disguise yourself...HE WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU SHAPESHIFTING POWERS-

Scourge: Do you have an Autobot disguise?

Goth!Y/n: Yeah, Don't you?

The Heralds nervously look at each other, their eyes moving from side to side

Goth!Y/n*You rub your temples and look at them annoyed* You all have been screwing around on Cybertron this whole fucking time… without autobot disguises?!

Unicron*Pinches your cheeks and using his sparkling voice, Holding a biscuit for you*-And that's why you're my favorite y/nie!~you gwet a tweat now!~

Goth!Y/n*Glares at him*Ew dad...stop

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Hybrid Sparkling*Is on their bum, looking used to its sire's eccentric ways*

Mcb*Proceeds to show off his own hybrid to the camera*...

Hybrid Mcb Baby*Is his starring at the camera*???

Dunno if this is a baby fight...but either way I'm going to download Mortal Kombat song...

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Master Subodhi*A hand on Wukong's shoulder, with the most paternal soft gaze towards him*Whatever it is, I'm here for you...

Wukong*Uncovers his face from his hands and looks at him*-I got a girl pregnant...

Master Subodhi*Eyes widen in horror and with a squeaky voice*Oh, no...

Wukong: I messed up...

Master Subodhi*Actually now holding his stomach out of stress*Oh, nooo...

Wukong: What do I do?

Master Subodhi: Oh, no...

Wukong: Please, say anything else!

Master Subodhi: I'm trying!Okay...Are you sure she's pregnant?

Wukong: Yes, she took one of those modern human tests!

Master Subodhi: Sometimes those things are wrong!

Wukong: She took more than one...

Master Subodhi: Well...Are you sure it's yours? Some gals like to get around

Wukong: Dad, she's pregnant, it's mine, and she's having it

Master Subodhi: You are too young to have an infant!

Wukong: I am not!...but She's actually in her 20s...

Master Subodhi*Realized his star pupil is a cradle snatcher*Oh, no

Master Subodhi*Looks at him now*WAIT-...does Mk know?

Wukong:...

Master Subodhi*Taking a deep breath and looking up "Oh no..."

Y/n*Is smiling, cutting your crab dish* Mac you gotta try this crab!~

Macaque*With his dish, and shakes his head*No, I'm fine

Y/n: Oh, just one bite, it's so delicious!~

Macaque: I'm fine, I got my own food...

Y/n*Has a fork ready for him to nibble*Just a baby bite

Macaque: I don't want any

Y/n: Just one bite~

Macaque: Oh, gods, Mooncake! Why is it always so important that I have some of what you ordered?

Y/n*With a soft voice and still smiling with glee*I want you to have some of this because I think you'll like it~

Macaque: If I wanted the goddamn crab, I would have ordered the goddamn crab-

Y/n: But in the car on the way to pick up Bai he at Pigsy's, I can say, "Wasn't it good?"

Macaque*Facepalms and gives in, goes to bite the grab on your fork*For Fucks sake! Alright!

Y/n*Is smiling, always knowing his reaction*Hehe~

Macaque*Chew but then chews slower, his ears back*Oh, goddamnit.., goddamnit, that's better than what I ordered!

Y/n*Gleams at his reaction*You see!~I knew you'd like it!

Macaque: Shit...

Y/n: I can't wait to talk about it later~, I wish we were in the car right now!~

Lawyer!Y/n*you feel someone tapping your face in your sleep and hear your boyfriend calling out to you, you open one sleepy eye at him*...??

Wukong: Peaches, are you awake? Peach?...Okay uh...While you were sleeping, you pushed my legoff you, and...

Lawyer!Y/n*Just staring with still very much asleep, as your boyfriend's eyes got teary*...

Wukong: A-and I was wondering if you still love me!?

Lawyer!Y/n:...

Deadpool!Y/n*Hearing Ratchet go off like Colossus as they have Pharma, your special gun on his forehead, you glance at First aid then at Pharma rolling your eyes*...

First aid*Sighs*...

Pharma*Also looks unimpressed by the speech*...

Deadpool!Y/n*Doesnt even blink or flinch as they shoot Pharma's head WIDE open,enegon spilling and splashing all over the place*...

Ratchet*Is completely shocked and even throws up a bit seeing you do it like it was nothing, you're the softest in the ship*-WHY!?

Deadpool!Y/n*Puts gun back on your thigh strap*You were drooning on!... Been spending too much time with Optimus and rung-SURE I may be STUCK with the immortality, but at least FUCKFACE won't come back from that, if being an autobot or hero means sparring psychopaths means I wasn't meant to be one, not EVERYONE is a monitor hall like you-

MC: You've got no proof.

Minajael: ...

Minajael: You're holding her.

MC: She can be any tiger. More specifically, my tiger.

Minajael: ...

Minajael: *calls the tiger's name*

The tiger: *chuffs*

Minajael: See? She responded.

MC: Eh. But she's not aggressive to me.

Minajael: *frowns* Give her back.

Brunhilde : Got it.

Mankind's most fearsome warriors :

MC: ...

MC: Why do you talk like a dreadful email reminder sent at 3 a.m.?

Malleus: ...

Malleus: Indeed, it is rather dreadful. I can only hope it does not spoil your morning.

MC: That depends on what it's about.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: The subject of anniversaries arose yesterday, and in the midst of the discussion, I came to a rather curious realization.

Malleus: We never truly established the day upon which we began our relationship.

MC: ...

MC: Shit, you're right. So... We've just been fooling around?

Malleus: No!

MC: Okay, chill. Then let's make it official starting today, yeah?

Malleus: ...

MC: Um, yeah?

Floyd: Hehe~.

MC: ?

Floyd: *lends them his phone, which displays news of their ex’s house burning*

MC: ...

MC: *turns to him*

MC: ...

MC: Can you blame me? This is my only defense mechanism.

Jester: ...

MC: ...

Jester: You fool.

MC: ...

MC: *pouted in offense* You can kill me without sounding like my mom.

Pain: Ow… Wh-Where are we?

Panic: This is weird! It smells like the Underworld, but it doesn't look anything like the Underworld! Are we lost?!

Pain: *sniffs the air* Hey, wait! I smell the kid! They were definitely here!

Panic: R-Really? Then keep sniffing! We need to find them ASAP!

Pain: *continues sniffing*

S.T.Y.X staff member: *having gone to check after seeing them on the security camera feed*

S.T.Y.X staff member: Who are you?

Pain and Panic: AAHHH!!!

Pain and Panic: *scramble in terror, trying to escape, turning into insects and whatever else they can to get away*

Pain and Panic: *crash into something metal and are knocked unconscious*

S.T.Y.X staff member: ...

Riddle and the other housewardens: ...

Vil: Care to explain why you’ve brought this child with you, Idia?

Idia: They’re bored, okay? Ortho’s busy, and I don’t trust them with the first-years, so bringing them along was basically my only option…

Riddle: As long as they behave themselves and do not interfere with our activities, it should be acceptable.

Idia: *to Child MC* You hear that?

Child MC: I can just go outside—

Idia: And eat rocks? No.

Leona: They eat rocks? *raised an eyebrow*

Idia: They say they do, I guess, but I haven’t actually checked… and I kind of don’t want to.

Kalim: Haha, maybe they were just kidding! I mean, rocks don’t taste good!

Child MC: No, but eating one is an easy pass to the Underworld!

Kalim: ...

The other dorm leaders: ...

Idia: Yeah… now you see why I need to keep an eye on this one.

Mr. and Mrs. Shroud: ...

Mr. Shroud: Boss, are we thinking the same thing?

Mrs. Shroud: *nods* But we need further confirmation.