NEW GROOVE SENTENCE STARTERS
"Dude! You threw off my groove!"
"He had me thrown out a window."
"So, how does that work with you being fired and all?"
"Wrong lever."
"Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped..."
"I did not turn you into a llama!"
"Faster, faster! Put your hands in the air! Whoo-hoo!"
"I'll turn you into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside another box, and then I'll make that box to myself and when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER."
"Just think of it as... you're being let go. Your life's going in a different direction. Your body is part of a permanent outplacement."
"A llama?! He's supposed to be dead!"
"Easy, tiger. I gotta use that arm later."
"Woah! No touchy! No touch."
"Beware the groove!"
"Why do we even HAVE that lever?"
"You know, in my defense, all your poisons look the same."
"Well, I suppose there's time for dessert."
"DON'T THROW OFF HIS GROOVE."
"You turned me into a llama!"
"Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the 'path of righteousness'. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!"
"All right, a quick cup of coffee, THEN take him out of town and finish the job!"
"It's called cruel irony. Like my dependence on you."
"And then you kidnapped me!"
"You've got that sissy, stringy, music thing."
"My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!"
"Why would I kidnap a llama?!"
"I'm an ugly stinking llama! Llama face!"
"I don't make deals with peasants!"
"For the last time, it was not a kiss!"
"Oh, yeah, he's dead. Can't get much deader than he... than he is right now... unless, of course, we killed him again..."
"I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me!"
"I had a dream that you were tied to a log and were careening out of control down a raging river of DEATH."
"Yeah, like that would ever happen."
"Whoo! Yeah! Look at me and my bad self!"
"You owe me a new acorn."
"Not today, pal!"
"Oops. Silly me."
"It's like I'm talking to a monkey! A really, really big, stupid monkey!"
"In my dream, you had to kiss a llama!"
"Okay, but I still got ninety-four monkeys to go."
"That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction."
"Are you talking to that squirrel?"
"What are the odds of that trap door leadin' me out here?"
"Hey, did ya see that sky today? Talk about blue."
"Okay, maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But do you really wanna kill me?!"
"It's not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won't be the last! What can I say? I'm a rebel!"
