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Why did every rapper back in the day have a song where they dissed Akon? 😭

You've actually been here before. You just made sure you forgot

Old people love making elevator rides as uncomfortable as possible

if nobody else says it, i’m proud of me. this year has been HEAVY.

Work is the main place you can beef with anyone. Why am I fighting with a 60 year old 🤦🏼‍♂️

I feel like someone owes me $10 but idk who

I never want to leave my bed. getting up in the morning is always the hardest for me lol & I am so dramatic about it

Idc how clear that text is, I'm still going to ask wym? just to stall for more time

Apparently, Kohls cash, and MyMcDonalds rewards points aren’t calculated into one’s net worth, which means I’m considerably less affluent than I previously thought.

It's crazy realizing how many people hated on Pokemon during middle school but you know they had every game on their DS lol

reminder: how they treat you is a reflection of them, not you

My memory is so bad I have no choice but to live in the moment