Be vigilant. I love you.

Gay broke sober king 🤴

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

i think i could direct a movie pretty easy probly. you, go over there but sadder. you, play with your balls but a little bit sadder with it. that camera angle is all wrong, make it sadder. close up on his balls. sadder. ok then one full penis shot and make it joyous because we loves it

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

Obsessed with Sherlock Holmes, quite frankly

I don't think a modern Holmes would be a true crime girlie, but I think he still listens to true crime podcasts even though he finds them a little distasteful. He has zero social media presence, save for a substack where he posts extremely dense articles about modern forensics. He is transgender. He kisses Watson on the mouth.

I promise you haven't fucked up as badly as you think you have.

*uses an em dash and a colon in the same sentence* we're done when i say we're done.