perpetual garbage puppet

my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™

Where’s the little felt coffin to put their little felt baby in after none of these things cure them of little felt polio?

Ellen Page and Robert Sheehan: I’ll be in your silly comic book show but only if I get to wear my own clothes

you wouldn’t think someone would be able to get typecast as a delinquent junkie who somehow gets super powers but my man robert sheehan has managed it

i can’t stop laughing that gif is perfect

When he was on Disney channel he went by Ricky Ullman but then later went back to using his unambiguously ethnic Hebrew name and I’ve always thought that was very sexy of him

Apparently his name is Raviv not Taviv. Since you can’t edit other people’s posts. Damn Phil.

I AM WEEPING

hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas

Last two are definitely my mom and hence why he don’t talk.

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

I know we’re talking about bread here but nothing is grosser than the dry flaky wafer of Christ.