hi i moved accounts :)

maybe this is just the ‘growing up relatively poor’ speaking but like why do some people like NEED disneyland to be open to simulate an area where they can enjoy themselves. just grab a popsicle from the gas station and go hop around on some abandoned piles of concrete behind the softball pitch smh

if i was a vampire i would hang up a bunch of pictures in my house but for some reason inexplicably one wall of pictures would have them all hung sideways and then whenever the rando i’ve lured into my Vampire House looks at them they’ll instinctively tilt their head to one side to look at the pictures thus leaving their neck wide open for Vampire Shenanigans to ensue. step one of making this plan happen is becoming a vampire. if you’re a vampire i’ll totally let you have my very good idea but in exchange you gotta make me a vampire also, no take backsies

people think jb is mean bc he’s not like “uwu i wuv u guys ofc i’ll marry u my fans are all my girlfriends!” like ur not interested in being a fan of someone u just want a kpop boy gift wrapped in perfect marketing admit it

girls don’t want boys girls want pretty hardcover editions of literary classics

my favorite part of mark of athena so far is percy and jason constantly having a silent pissing contest over who’s in charge while everyone else ignores them and waits for annabeth to give an order

the pursuit of perfection kills joy & i hope whatever u do today ur allowed to do it badly

i think it’s a shame that so many people speak perfect english just from the internet/tv and get no real recognition for it. there’s this horrible assumption that being fluent in english is just a given (propaganda from americans in cargo shorts i believe) and english is brushed off as an “easy” language. that isn’t the case at all and if you’ve learned english that’s amazing and im honestly in awe. i hate that people achieve so much to reach the minimum expectation, and then english speakers will pat themselves on the back for being able to count to 10 in french