am i right

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating. They have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party.

when will i be someone’s cute girlfriend i’m ready now 

I’m so mad because this worked

wats he doin

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

Making out with a person for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where they were and tasting their lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

This had always been my favorite

This is so good

I reblog this every time I see it.

omg, doing this shit is too much fun! he looks disgruntled!

Sorry, i don't speak tus pinches pendejadas.