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(a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
βYouβre such an idiot. I will literally kiss you on the mouth.β
βARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???β
βNot evil anymore, I want to be loved now.β
βBabygirl, you are awkward and do not understand social cues.β
βSorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.β
βWhat if my best self is a cunt that canβt wake up before noon?β
βTheyβve got something gay going on.β
βIβm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know.β
βI couldnβt fix him. But I could fuck him.β
βI am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.β
βIf you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not.β
βIβm not interested in being polite or heterosexual.β
βYouβre talking mad shit for a guy within kissing distance.β
βIβm sorry Iβm hot and funny. Are you mad at me?β
βYou make a lot of threats for someone who is short and canβt even do a push-up.β
βMy fear of abandonment is so strong, because if I could I would abandon myself too.β
βYour first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone.β
βMy kink? Knowing all the information.β
βI think Aristotle said that.β
βThe Universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but, girl, please.β
βVulnerability is so hard. If I told you anything sappy know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression.β
βPlease donβt say mean things to me.β
βMy hobbies include knowing and being right.β
βI told you a joke and youβre laughing. I love you.β
βIβm covered in blood for sexy reasons. Also I just got stabbed.β
βI donβt identify asΒ βmaleβ orΒ βfemaleβ, I identify as a warning.β
βIβve made a huge mistake.β
βFirst of all, I didnβtΒ βmissβ the red flags. I looked at them and thought: yeah, thatβs sexy.β
βI could recognize him by tits alone.β
βI hate when people ask me what sign I am. Like, bitch, I am a sign from God. Start running.β
βCan someone please be proud of me? Like fuck, Iβm trying.β