jay

if you were dropped into hit north carolina based tv show "outer banks", would you be a pogue or a kook? what do you think this says about you as a person?

do you have a group of childhood friends that would sleep naked in the same bed together and then wake up the next morning to do a paint n sip and make custom wag jackets with your name on them? how quickly do you think you could acquire a group akin to this?

duke, unc, or nc state?

are you willing to die for the fast-food franchise colloquially known as "bojangles"

can you butcher and barbecue a pig? will you demonstrate on this live pig we have in front of you?

the north carolina license plate has the saying "first in flight". if you were asked to build a working airplane from scratch, would you be able to do it, or would you embarrass us?

if you were put on IR and then called on to sound the siren, would you take your shirt off and wave it around or are you a boring bitch

what does the word "advantageous" mean?

if we dropped you (and a teammate of your choosing) into biltmore estate, would you eat said teammate for survival, find your way out together, or die trapped?

do you agree that krispy kreme is superior to tim hortons? are you willing to suffer for that opinion? will you stand firm in the face of sidney crosbys dissaproval?

do you think the fact that the city of raleigh is getting a tim hortons is a travesty to the canadian way of life or do you see it as a sign that raleigh is in fact a hockey town?

how committed are you to learning russian?

do you pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands etc etc?

how commited are you to learning danish?

would it make you uncomfortable if your 50-year-old coach will always be more jacked than you and nothing you can do will change that?

opinions on polyamory? (very important)

opinions on male pregnancy?

if you (as a male) became pregnant (it's your teammates) would you abort that thang and go back to playing or would you have the baby and not be able to play for a year or more?