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@gforegon
finally making a pinned post for this fucker
harvey butternubbins, med school dropout, musician and paranormal enthusiast! Basically came to gravity falls for funzies, ended up getting dragged into something bigger. essentially wilhelms equivalent of a ford. genderfluid
[ hes connected to @ivxwlih and @gravityfallsradio . same universe! will include cosmic horror later]
no bigots, maga, homophobes, pedos, etc etc general dni list
rules
will update if more pops up but ya
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So what exactly did the fae decide was your end of the deal?
I have to
jh
play a round of
...
oh my god its dd&md irl
you didnt need to go to work today anyways
oh thank godDHDFUCK I JUST FELL
HUH??
THE FAE GOT MY ASS
I KNEW THIS WOULD COME TO BITE ME IN THE ASS AT SOME POINT
FUCKKKKK
I gotta let mike know I cant come into work. fufkckk
I KNEW I AHOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN COCKY FUCKING HELL SHIR BALLS PISS DAMMIT FUCK THE FAE FUCK THE FAE FUCK FUCK FUCKCK
[@acuteautonomy is staring, occasionally scratching at the cone. Isosceles is tugging on her tail and growling.]
... hi..
[HARVEY, still holding FRANK, immediately reaches down to pick up ISOSCELES]
"jesus!— looks like youve become the favorite chew toy, huh?"
... yeah... i don't like being a toy again, but it disagrees...
[Isosceles squeaks in displeasure as it is picked up. It's face looks like it would love to say "unhand me!" if it could speak or knew what words meant.]
so um... i was thinking... maybe you shouldn't work at freddy's anyways... because... um... i don't think that... henry would be okay with it... and he loves fire...
[HARVEY frowns, and kneels down in front of VALERIE]
"..valerie. you dont need to worry about that, okay? we're sorting that out. its not me working at Freddy's that henry hates."
well... yeah, but... what if something happens? i just... i don't want you to die in a fire...
... ... ... wait... were you already talking about that...?
[he sighs.]
"..yeah. we were talking about that. turns out, its..not fazbears hes upset at. its mike."
[he sits down on the ground.]
"..me and wilhelm— mostly me— talked with him. hes gonna talk with mike. hes got..one hell of a grudge against him."
... oh... um...
[She frowns deeply. Noooooooooooooo her two favorites hate each other NOOOOOO-]
... so he... woouuldn't burn me alive if i ever visited and chose to stay...?
"oh— valerie, no, no, he wouldnt. he loves you."
... more than he hates fazbears, though? or mike?
[The cone thwarts yet another scratch attempt.]
"..yeah."
... okay, so... he wouldn't burn the place! it'd be safe to be there! so you're safe! because you'd be the same! ... and maybe someday i could... stay...
[She looks entirely uncertain, trying to convince herself more than anything. It WASN'T HIM she saw yesterday. NOTHING BAD happened.]
[HARVEY just reaches out and. oh! hug.]
[Her non-royal gross slobbery-ness wags her chewed-on tail. Yay hug. :)]
"..girl you gonna need another b-a-t-h."
[Her tail droops and she immediately moves to pull away, in the hopes of RUNNING.]
"NNNO, NO, NOT NOW!— not now! no bath now!"
[She freezes in place, sits down, and. Oh the wagging is back.]
... oh! yay!
[HARVEY sighs with relief. good LORD... she does nnot like bathtime huh.]
"youre so slobberryyyy...isosceles, whatve you been doing to this poor dude?"
... it's been dragging me around since yesterday...
[Isosceles looks proud of itself. Somehow, it's pulling a smug grin.]
... i was under the couch all last night. it's... not the most unpleasant thing in the world... probably.
"..god damn..isosceles, whyd you do that?"
[why are you talking to that little baby like it can understand you? it. probably can. but]
[It tries to escape it's parent's clutches. It's favorite toy is down there!]
... probably because i'm fluffy?
"probably...still. thats very rude."
[Isosceles squeaks. How dare!]
... it's just a puppy. it's fine...
[She tries to scratch, thwarted by the cone once again.]
... so uh... would it be possible to uh... properly visit your work, sometime...?
"ah..yes, of course. the pizza is actually pretty good. and the animatronics have their own personalities— rocky, the dog, kind of reminds me of you, actually."
[Her tail wags. Isosceles squirms, the worm it is.]
... can we all go together someday? please? pretty please? can we bring a ball?
[he smiles]
"sure. why not."
[INTENSE WAGGING!!!]
... ohhh that'd be so fun...!
. . .
... maybe if we figure out whose birthday is next... then... free cake...? maybe? is that a thing?
[he shrugs]
"dunno. itll be free for you, regardless, cause wilhelms paying."
[..h u h.]
[She tilts.]
... oh... is wilhelm listening right now? hi wilhelm! hi!
[She waves.. Jazz hands!!! Isosceles squeaks again. Critter.]
"hiiii."
[OH THATS. their voice. coming from HARVEYS mouth. wwwow.]
"im the only one with an actual job, and yet, somehow, they continue to have more money than i. absurd..." [he says that fondly]
[She blinks. Pondering...]
... i wonder if people would pay to see me roll over... wait, why would they do that? that's absurd. oh- i got distracted. hi! hello! where does all the money come from? is it better not to ask? huh...
[he waits a bit]
"..I think thats going to remain a mystery."
ohh. crime...
. . .
... can i sleep on the end of your bed again?
"of course. youre always welcome to."
[She smiles.]
oh, good! because i'm... kind of tired. i didn't sleep when i was under the couch... so uh... good night!
[She scampers off back to Wilhelm and Harvey's bedroom.]
[HARVEY just smiles. WILHELM is already in bed, and he'll be soon to join them.]
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[@acuteautonomy is staring, occasionally scratching at the cone. Isosceles is tugging on her tail and growling.]
... hi..
[HARVEY, still holding FRANK, immediately reaches down to pick up ISOSCELES]
"jesus!— looks like youve become the favorite chew toy, huh?"
... yeah... i don't like being a toy again, but it disagrees...
[Isosceles squeaks in displeasure as it is picked up. It's face looks like it would love to say "unhand me!" if it could speak or knew what words meant.]
so um... i was thinking... maybe you shouldn't work at freddy's anyways... because... um... i don't think that... henry would be okay with it... and he loves fire...
[HARVEY frowns, and kneels down in front of VALERIE]
"..valerie. you dont need to worry about that, okay? we're sorting that out. its not me working at Freddy's that henry hates."
well... yeah, but... what if something happens? i just... i don't want you to die in a fire...
... ... ... wait... were you already talking about that...?
[he sighs.]
"..yeah. we were talking about that. turns out, its..not fazbears hes upset at. its mike."
[he sits down on the ground.]
"..me and wilhelm— mostly me— talked with him. hes gonna talk with mike. hes got..one hell of a grudge against him."
... oh... um...
[She frowns deeply. Noooooooooooooo her two favorites hate each other NOOOOOO-]
... so he... woouuldn't burn me alive if i ever visited and chose to stay...?
"oh— valerie, no, no, he wouldnt. he loves you."
... more than he hates fazbears, though? or mike?
[The cone thwarts yet another scratch attempt.]
"..yeah."
... okay, so... he wouldn't burn the place! it'd be safe to be there! so you're safe! because you'd be the same! ... and maybe someday i could... stay...
[She looks entirely uncertain, trying to convince herself more than anything. It WASN'T HIM she saw yesterday. NOTHING BAD happened.]
[HARVEY just reaches out and. oh! hug.]
[Her non-royal gross slobbery-ness wags her chewed-on tail. Yay hug. :)]
"..girl you gonna need another b-a-t-h."
[Her tail droops and she immediately moves to pull away, in the hopes of RUNNING.]
"NNNO, NO, NOT NOW!— not now! no bath now!"
[She freezes in place, sits down, and. Oh the wagging is back.]
... oh! yay!
[HARVEY sighs with relief. good LORD... she does nnot like bathtime huh.]
"youre so slobberryyyy...isosceles, whatve you been doing to this poor dude?"
... it's been dragging me around since yesterday...
[Isosceles looks proud of itself. Somehow, it's pulling a smug grin.]
... i was under the couch all last night. it's... not the most unpleasant thing in the world... probably.
"..god damn..isosceles, whyd you do that?"
[why are you talking to that little baby like it can understand you? it. probably can. but]
[It tries to escape it's parent's clutches. It's favorite toy is down there!]
... probably because i'm fluffy?
"probably...still. thats very rude."
[Isosceles squeaks. How dare!]
... it's just a puppy. it's fine...
[She tries to scratch, thwarted by the cone once again.]
... so uh... would it be possible to uh... properly visit your work, sometime...?
"ah..yes, of course. the pizza is actually pretty good. and the animatronics have their own personalities— rocky, the dog, kind of reminds me of you, actually."
[Her tail wags. Isosceles squirms, the worm it is.]
... can we all go together someday? please? pretty please? can we bring a ball?
[he smiles]
"sure. why not."
[INTENSE WAGGING!!!]
... ohhh that'd be so fun...!
. . .
... maybe if we figure out whose birthday is next... then... free cake...? maybe? is that a thing?
[he shrugs]
"dunno. itll be free for you, regardless, cause wilhelms paying."
[..h u h.]
[She tilts.]
... oh... is wilhelm listening right now? hi wilhelm! hi!
[She waves.. Jazz hands!!! Isosceles squeaks again. Critter.]
"hiiii."
[OH THATS. their voice. coming from HARVEYS mouth. wwwow.]
"im the only one with an actual job, and yet, somehow, they continue to have more money than i. absurd..." [he says that fondly]
[She blinks. Pondering...]
... i wonder if people would pay to see me roll over... wait, why would they do that? that's absurd. oh- i got distracted. hi! hello! where does all the money come from? is it better not to ask? huh...
[he waits a bit]
"..I think thats going to remain a mystery."
ohh. crime...
. . .
... can i sleep on the end of your bed again?
"of course. youre always welcome to."
[@acuteautonomy is staring, occasionally scratching at the cone. Isosceles is tugging on her tail and growling.]
... hi..
[HARVEY, still holding FRANK, immediately reaches down to pick up ISOSCELES]
"jesus!— looks like youve become the favorite chew toy, huh?"
... yeah... i don't like being a toy again, but it disagrees...
[Isosceles squeaks in displeasure as it is picked up. It's face looks like it would love to say "unhand me!" if it could speak or knew what words meant.]
so um... i was thinking... maybe you shouldn't work at freddy's anyways... because... um... i don't think that... henry would be okay with it... and he loves fire...
[HARVEY frowns, and kneels down in front of VALERIE]
"..valerie. you dont need to worry about that, okay? we're sorting that out. its not me working at Freddy's that henry hates."
well... yeah, but... what if something happens? i just... i don't want you to die in a fire...
... ... ... wait... were you already talking about that...?
[he sighs.]
"..yeah. we were talking about that. turns out, its..not fazbears hes upset at. its mike."
[he sits down on the ground.]
"..me and wilhelm— mostly me— talked with him. hes gonna talk with mike. hes got..one hell of a grudge against him."
... oh... um...
[She frowns deeply. Noooooooooooooo her two favorites hate each other NOOOOOO-]
... so he... woouuldn't burn me alive if i ever visited and chose to stay...?
"oh— valerie, no, no, he wouldnt. he loves you."
... more than he hates fazbears, though? or mike?
[The cone thwarts yet another scratch attempt.]
"..yeah."
... okay, so... he wouldn't burn the place! it'd be safe to be there! so you're safe! because you'd be the same! ... and maybe someday i could... stay...
[She looks entirely uncertain, trying to convince herself more than anything. It WASN'T HIM she saw yesterday. NOTHING BAD happened.]
[HARVEY just reaches out and. oh! hug.]
[Her non-royal gross slobbery-ness wags her chewed-on tail. Yay hug. :)]
"..girl you gonna need another b-a-t-h."
[Her tail droops and she immediately moves to pull away, in the hopes of RUNNING.]
"NNNO, NO, NOT NOW!— not now! no bath now!"
[She freezes in place, sits down, and. Oh the wagging is back.]
... oh! yay!
[HARVEY sighs with relief. good LORD... she does nnot like bathtime huh.]
"youre so slobberryyyy...isosceles, whatve you been doing to this poor dude?"
... it's been dragging me around since yesterday...
[Isosceles looks proud of itself. Somehow, it's pulling a smug grin.]
... i was under the couch all last night. it's... not the most unpleasant thing in the world... probably.
"..god damn..isosceles, whyd you do that?"
[why are you talking to that little baby like it can understand you? it. probably can. but]
[It tries to escape it's parent's clutches. It's favorite toy is down there!]
... probably because i'm fluffy?
"probably...still. thats very rude."
[Isosceles squeaks. How dare!]
... it's just a puppy. it's fine...
[She tries to scratch, thwarted by the cone once again.]
... so uh... would it be possible to uh... properly visit your work, sometime...?
"ah..yes, of course. the pizza is actually pretty good. and the animatronics have their own personalities— rocky, the dog, kind of reminds me of you, actually."
[Her tail wags. Isosceles squirms, the worm it is.]
... can we all go together someday? please? pretty please? can we bring a ball?
[he smiles]
"sure. why not."
[INTENSE WAGGING!!!]
... ohhh that'd be so fun...!
. . .
... maybe if we figure out whose birthday is next... then... free cake...? maybe? is that a thing?
[he shrugs]
"dunno. itll be free for you, regardless, cause wilhelms paying."
[..h u h.]
[She tilts.]
... oh... is wilhelm listening right now? hi wilhelm! hi!
[She waves.. Jazz hands!!! Isosceles squeaks again. Critter.]
"hiiii."
[OH THATS. their voice. coming from HARVEYS mouth. wwwow.]
"im the only one with an actual job, and yet, somehow, they continue to have more money than i. absurd..." [he says that fondly]
[She blinks. Pondering...]
... i wonder if people would pay to see me roll over... wait, why would they do that? that's absurd. oh- i got distracted. hi! hello! where does all the money come from? is it better not to ask? huh...
[he waits a bit]
"..I think thats going to remain a mystery."
[@acuteautonomy is staring, occasionally scratching at the cone. Isosceles is tugging on her tail and growling.]
... hi..
[HARVEY, still holding FRANK, immediately reaches down to pick up ISOSCELES]
"jesus!— looks like youve become the favorite chew toy, huh?"
... yeah... i don't like being a toy again, but it disagrees...
[Isosceles squeaks in displeasure as it is picked up. It's face looks like it would love to say "unhand me!" if it could speak or knew what words meant.]
so um... i was thinking... maybe you shouldn't work at freddy's anyways... because... um... i don't think that... henry would be okay with it... and he loves fire...
[HARVEY frowns, and kneels down in front of VALERIE]
"..valerie. you dont need to worry about that, okay? we're sorting that out. its not me working at Freddy's that henry hates."
well... yeah, but... what if something happens? i just... i don't want you to die in a fire...
... ... ... wait... were you already talking about that...?
[he sighs.]
"..yeah. we were talking about that. turns out, its..not fazbears hes upset at. its mike."
[he sits down on the ground.]
"..me and wilhelm— mostly me— talked with him. hes gonna talk with mike. hes got..one hell of a grudge against him."
... oh... um...
[She frowns deeply. Noooooooooooooo her two favorites hate each other NOOOOOO-]
... so he... woouuldn't burn me alive if i ever visited and chose to stay...?
"oh— valerie, no, no, he wouldnt. he loves you."
... more than he hates fazbears, though? or mike?
[The cone thwarts yet another scratch attempt.]
"..yeah."
... okay, so... he wouldn't burn the place! it'd be safe to be there! so you're safe! because you'd be the same! ... and maybe someday i could... stay...
[She looks entirely uncertain, trying to convince herself more than anything. It WASN'T HIM she saw yesterday. NOTHING BAD happened.]
[HARVEY just reaches out and. oh! hug.]
[Her non-royal gross slobbery-ness wags her chewed-on tail. Yay hug. :)]
"..girl you gonna need another b-a-t-h."
[Her tail droops and she immediately moves to pull away, in the hopes of RUNNING.]
"NNNO, NO, NOT NOW!— not now! no bath now!"
[She freezes in place, sits down, and. Oh the wagging is back.]
... oh! yay!
[HARVEY sighs with relief. good LORD... she does nnot like bathtime huh.]
"youre so slobberryyyy...isosceles, whatve you been doing to this poor dude?"
... it's been dragging me around since yesterday...
[Isosceles looks proud of itself. Somehow, it's pulling a smug grin.]
... i was under the couch all last night. it's... not the most unpleasant thing in the world... probably.
"..god damn..isosceles, whyd you do that?"
[why are you talking to that little baby like it can understand you? it. probably can. but]
[It tries to escape it's parent's clutches. It's favorite toy is down there!]
... probably because i'm fluffy?
"probably...still. thats very rude."
[Isosceles squeaks. How dare!]
... it's just a puppy. it's fine...
[She tries to scratch, thwarted by the cone once again.]
... so uh... would it be possible to uh... properly visit your work, sometime...?
"ah..yes, of course. the pizza is actually pretty good. and the animatronics have their own personalities— rocky, the dog, kind of reminds me of you, actually."
[Her tail wags. Isosceles squirms, the worm it is.]
... can we all go together someday? please? pretty please? can we bring a ball?
[he smiles]
"sure. why not."
[INTENSE WAGGING!!!]
... ohhh that'd be so fun...!
. . .
... maybe if we figure out whose birthday is next... then... free cake...? maybe? is that a thing?
[he shrugs]
"dunno. itll be free for you, regardless, cause wilhelms paying."
[..h u h.]
[She tilts.]
... oh... is wilhelm listening right now? hi wilhelm! hi!
[She waves.. Jazz hands!!! Isosceles squeaks again. Critter.]
"hiiii."
[OH THATS. their voice. coming from HARVEYS mouth. wwwow.]
"im the only one with an actual job, and yet, somehow, they continue to have more money than i. absurd..." [he says that fondly]
[@acuteautonomy is staring, occasionally scratching at the cone. Isosceles is tugging on her tail and growling.]
... hi..
[HARVEY, still holding FRANK, immediately reaches down to pick up ISOSCELES]
"jesus!— looks like youve become the favorite chew toy, huh?"
... yeah... i don't like being a toy again, but it disagrees...
[Isosceles squeaks in displeasure as it is picked up. It's face looks like it would love to say "unhand me!" if it could speak or knew what words meant.]
so um... i was thinking... maybe you shouldn't work at freddy's anyways... because... um... i don't think that... henry would be okay with it... and he loves fire...
[HARVEY frowns, and kneels down in front of VALERIE]
"..valerie. you dont need to worry about that, okay? we're sorting that out. its not me working at Freddy's that henry hates."
well... yeah, but... what if something happens? i just... i don't want you to die in a fire...
... ... ... wait... were you already talking about that...?
[he sighs.]
"..yeah. we were talking about that. turns out, its..not fazbears hes upset at. its mike."
[he sits down on the ground.]
"..me and wilhelm— mostly me— talked with him. hes gonna talk with mike. hes got..one hell of a grudge against him."
... oh... um...
[She frowns deeply. Noooooooooooooo her two favorites hate each other NOOOOOO-]
... so he... woouuldn't burn me alive if i ever visited and chose to stay...?
"oh— valerie, no, no, he wouldnt. he loves you."
... more than he hates fazbears, though? or mike?
[The cone thwarts yet another scratch attempt.]
"..yeah."
... okay, so... he wouldn't burn the place! it'd be safe to be there! so you're safe! because you'd be the same! ... and maybe someday i could... stay...
[She looks entirely uncertain, trying to convince herself more than anything. It WASN'T HIM she saw yesterday. NOTHING BAD happened.]
[HARVEY just reaches out and. oh! hug.]
[Her non-royal gross slobbery-ness wags her chewed-on tail. Yay hug. :)]
"..girl you gonna need another b-a-t-h."
[Her tail droops and she immediately moves to pull away, in the hopes of RUNNING.]
"NNNO, NO, NOT NOW!— not now! no bath now!"
[She freezes in place, sits down, and. Oh the wagging is back.]
... oh! yay!
[HARVEY sighs with relief. good LORD... she does nnot like bathtime huh.]
"youre so slobberryyyy...isosceles, whatve you been doing to this poor dude?"
... it's been dragging me around since yesterday...
[Isosceles looks proud of itself. Somehow, it's pulling a smug grin.]
... i was under the couch all last night. it's... not the most unpleasant thing in the world... probably.
"..god damn..isosceles, whyd you do that?"
[why are you talking to that little baby like it can understand you? it. probably can. but]
[It tries to escape it's parent's clutches. It's favorite toy is down there!]
... probably because i'm fluffy?
"probably...still. thats very rude."
[Isosceles squeaks. How dare!]
... it's just a puppy. it's fine...
[She tries to scratch, thwarted by the cone once again.]
... so uh... would it be possible to uh... properly visit your work, sometime...?
"ah..yes, of course. the pizza is actually pretty good. and the animatronics have their own personalities— rocky, the dog, kind of reminds me of you, actually."
[Her tail wags. Isosceles squirms, the worm it is.]
... can we all go together someday? please? pretty please? can we bring a ball?
[he smiles]
"sure. why not."
[INTENSE WAGGING!!!]
... ohhh that'd be so fun...!
. . .
... maybe if we figure out whose birthday is next... then... free cake...? maybe? is that a thing?
[he shrugs]
"dunno. itll be free for you, regardless, cause wilhelms paying."
[..h u h.]
[@acuteautonomy is staring, occasionally scratching at the cone. Isosceles is tugging on her tail and growling.]
... hi..
[HARVEY, still holding FRANK, immediately reaches down to pick up ISOSCELES]
"jesus!— looks like youve become the favorite chew toy, huh?"
... yeah... i don't like being a toy again, but it disagrees...
[Isosceles squeaks in displeasure as it is picked up. It's face looks like it would love to say "unhand me!" if it could speak or knew what words meant.]
so um... i was thinking... maybe you shouldn't work at freddy's anyways... because... um... i don't think that... henry would be okay with it... and he loves fire...
[HARVEY frowns, and kneels down in front of VALERIE]
"..valerie. you dont need to worry about that, okay? we're sorting that out. its not me working at Freddy's that henry hates."
well... yeah, but... what if something happens? i just... i don't want you to die in a fire...
... ... ... wait... were you already talking about that...?
[he sighs.]
"..yeah. we were talking about that. turns out, its..not fazbears hes upset at. its mike."
[he sits down on the ground.]
"..me and wilhelm— mostly me— talked with him. hes gonna talk with mike. hes got..one hell of a grudge against him."
... oh... um...
[She frowns deeply. Noooooooooooooo her two favorites hate each other NOOOOOO-]
... so he... woouuldn't burn me alive if i ever visited and chose to stay...?
"oh— valerie, no, no, he wouldnt. he loves you."
... more than he hates fazbears, though? or mike?
[The cone thwarts yet another scratch attempt.]
"..yeah."
... okay, so... he wouldn't burn the place! it'd be safe to be there! so you're safe! because you'd be the same! ... and maybe someday i could... stay...
[She looks entirely uncertain, trying to convince herself more than anything. It WASN'T HIM she saw yesterday. NOTHING BAD happened.]
[HARVEY just reaches out and. oh! hug.]
[Her non-royal gross slobbery-ness wags her chewed-on tail. Yay hug. :)]
"..girl you gonna need another b-a-t-h."
[Her tail droops and she immediately moves to pull away, in the hopes of RUNNING.]
"NNNO, NO, NOT NOW!— not now! no bath now!"
[She freezes in place, sits down, and. Oh the wagging is back.]
... oh! yay!
[HARVEY sighs with relief. good LORD... she does nnot like bathtime huh.]
"youre so slobberryyyy...isosceles, whatve you been doing to this poor dude?"
... it's been dragging me around since yesterday...
[Isosceles looks proud of itself. Somehow, it's pulling a smug grin.]
... i was under the couch all last night. it's... not the most unpleasant thing in the world... probably.
"..god damn..isosceles, whyd you do that?"
[why are you talking to that little baby like it can understand you? it. probably can. but]
[It tries to escape it's parent's clutches. It's favorite toy is down there!]
... probably because i'm fluffy?
"probably...still. thats very rude."
[Isosceles squeaks. How dare!]
... it's just a puppy. it's fine...
[She tries to scratch, thwarted by the cone once again.]
... so uh... would it be possible to uh... properly visit your work, sometime...?
"ah..yes, of course. the pizza is actually pretty good. and the animatronics have their own personalities— rocky, the dog, kind of reminds me of you, actually."
[Her tail wags. Isosceles squirms, the worm it is.]
... can we all go together someday? please? pretty please? can we bring a ball?
[he smiles]
"sure. why not."
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[@acuteautonomy is staring, occasionally scratching at the cone. Isosceles is tugging on her tail and growling.]
... hi..
[HARVEY, still holding FRANK, immediately reaches down to pick up ISOSCELES]
"jesus!— looks like youve become the favorite chew toy, huh?"
... yeah... i don't like being a toy again, but it disagrees...
[Isosceles squeaks in displeasure as it is picked up. It's face looks like it would love to say "unhand me!" if it could speak or knew what words meant.]
so um... i was thinking... maybe you shouldn't work at freddy's anyways... because... um... i don't think that... henry would be okay with it... and he loves fire...
[HARVEY frowns, and kneels down in front of VALERIE]
"..valerie. you dont need to worry about that, okay? we're sorting that out. its not me working at Freddy's that henry hates."
well... yeah, but... what if something happens? i just... i don't want you to die in a fire...
... ... ... wait... were you already talking about that...?
[he sighs.]
"..yeah. we were talking about that. turns out, its..not fazbears hes upset at. its mike."
[he sits down on the ground.]
"..me and wilhelm— mostly me— talked with him. hes gonna talk with mike. hes got..one hell of a grudge against him."
... oh... um...
[She frowns deeply. Noooooooooooooo her two favorites hate each other NOOOOOO-]
... so he... woouuldn't burn me alive if i ever visited and chose to stay...?
"oh— valerie, no, no, he wouldnt. he loves you."
... more than he hates fazbears, though? or mike?
[The cone thwarts yet another scratch attempt.]
"..yeah."
... okay, so... he wouldn't burn the place! it'd be safe to be there! so you're safe! because you'd be the same! ... and maybe someday i could... stay...
[She looks entirely uncertain, trying to convince herself more than anything. It WASN'T HIM she saw yesterday. NOTHING BAD happened.]
[HARVEY just reaches out and. oh! hug.]
[Her non-royal gross slobbery-ness wags her chewed-on tail. Yay hug. :)]
"..girl you gonna need another b-a-t-h."
[Her tail droops and she immediately moves to pull away, in the hopes of RUNNING.]
"NNNO, NO, NOT NOW!— not now! no bath now!"
[She freezes in place, sits down, and. Oh the wagging is back.]
... oh! yay!
[HARVEY sighs with relief. good LORD... she does nnot like bathtime huh.]
"youre so slobberryyyy...isosceles, whatve you been doing to this poor dude?"
... it's been dragging me around since yesterday...
[Isosceles looks proud of itself. Somehow, it's pulling a smug grin.]
... i was under the couch all last night. it's... not the most unpleasant thing in the world... probably.
"..god damn..isosceles, whyd you do that?"
[why are you talking to that little baby like it can understand you? it. probably can. but]
[It tries to escape it's parent's clutches. It's favorite toy is down there!]
... probably because i'm fluffy?
"probably...still. thats very rude."
[Isosceles squeaks. How dare!]
... it's just a puppy. it's fine...
[She tries to scratch, thwarted by the cone once again.]
... so uh... would it be possible to uh... properly visit your work, sometime...?
"ah..yes, of course. the pizza is actually pretty good. and the animatronics have their own personalities— rocky, the dog, kind of reminds me of you, actually."
[@acuteautonomy is staring, occasionally scratching at the cone. Isosceles is tugging on her tail and growling.]
... hi..
[HARVEY, still holding FRANK, immediately reaches down to pick up ISOSCELES]
"jesus!— looks like youve become the favorite chew toy, huh?"
... yeah... i don't like being a toy again, but it disagrees...
[Isosceles squeaks in displeasure as it is picked up. It's face looks like it would love to say "unhand me!" if it could speak or knew what words meant.]
so um... i was thinking... maybe you shouldn't work at freddy's anyways... because... um... i don't think that... henry would be okay with it... and he loves fire...
[HARVEY frowns, and kneels down in front of VALERIE]
"..valerie. you dont need to worry about that, okay? we're sorting that out. its not me working at Freddy's that henry hates."
well... yeah, but... what if something happens? i just... i don't want you to die in a fire...
... ... ... wait... were you already talking about that...?
[he sighs.]
"..yeah. we were talking about that. turns out, its..not fazbears hes upset at. its mike."
[he sits down on the ground.]
"..me and wilhelm— mostly me— talked with him. hes gonna talk with mike. hes got..one hell of a grudge against him."
... oh... um...
[She frowns deeply. Noooooooooooooo her two favorites hate each other NOOOOOO-]
... so he... woouuldn't burn me alive if i ever visited and chose to stay...?
"oh— valerie, no, no, he wouldnt. he loves you."
... more than he hates fazbears, though? or mike?
[The cone thwarts yet another scratch attempt.]
"..yeah."
... okay, so... he wouldn't burn the place! it'd be safe to be there! so you're safe! because you'd be the same! ... and maybe someday i could... stay...
[She looks entirely uncertain, trying to convince herself more than anything. It WASN'T HIM she saw yesterday. NOTHING BAD happened.]
[HARVEY just reaches out and. oh! hug.]
[Her non-royal gross slobbery-ness wags her chewed-on tail. Yay hug. :)]
"..girl you gonna need another b-a-t-h."
[Her tail droops and she immediately moves to pull away, in the hopes of RUNNING.]
"NNNO, NO, NOT NOW!— not now! no bath now!"
[She freezes in place, sits down, and. Oh the wagging is back.]
... oh! yay!
[HARVEY sighs with relief. good LORD... she does nnot like bathtime huh.]
"youre so slobberryyyy...isosceles, whatve you been doing to this poor dude?"
... it's been dragging me around since yesterday...
[Isosceles looks proud of itself. Somehow, it's pulling a smug grin.]
... i was under the couch all last night. it's... not the most unpleasant thing in the world... probably.
"..god damn..isosceles, whyd you do that?"
[why are you talking to that little baby like it can understand you? it. probably can. but]
[It tries to escape it's parent's clutches. It's favorite toy is down there!]
... probably because i'm fluffy?
"probably...still. thats very rude."
